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Post by eddie on Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:49 pm

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Post by nicko on Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:51 pm

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Original Quill on Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:02 pm

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Clever. Laughing

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Lord Foul on Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:19 pm

why "fings aint what they used to be"


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Post by Lord Foul on Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:24 pm

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil



Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post by eddie on Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:37 pm

Very good. Your work tonight is exemplary.

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Post by Lord Foul on Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:56 pm

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Lord Foul on Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:57 pm

one especially for Quill


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Post by Lord Foul on Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:31 pm

This is a photo of a public toilet on Leckwith Road, Cardiff.

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by eddie on Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:04 pm

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That’s exactly what happened when Ben propsed to me. Razz

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But the peck, into which the pickled peppers were placed by Peter Piper, was provided by the proprietor of the property...and thereupon perfectly proper.   Twisted Evil

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Lurker wrote:5

However: as Tom Wolfe said, "You can't go home again."

Tho' many try:


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Post by Original Quill on Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:39 am

Twisted Evil FGS, let it rip. She's not going to date a pimply kid like you anyway.

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:14 pm

Seen it before, but it this joke always makes me giggle.

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