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Post by eddie on Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:49 am

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Post by nicko on Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:51 am

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Original Quill on Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:02 am

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Clever. Laughing

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Lord Foul on Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:19 am

why "fings aint what they used to be"


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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:24 am

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil



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Post by eddie on Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:37 am

Very good. Your work tonight is exemplary.

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

Post by Lord Foul on Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:56 am

hot dog


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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:57 am

one especially for Quill


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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:31 am

This is a photo of a public toilet on Leckwith Road, Cardiff.

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Post by eddie on Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:04 am

Lord Foul wrote:


That’s exactly what happened when Ben propsed to me. Razz

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But the peck, into which the pickled peppers were placed by Peter Piper, was provided by the proprietor of the property...and thereupon perfectly proper.   Twisted Evil

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:12 am

Lurker wrote:5

However: as Tom Wolfe said, "You can't go home again."

Tho' many try:


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Post by Original Quill on Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:39 pm

Twisted Evil FGS, let it rip. She's not going to date a pimply kid like you anyway.

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:14 am

Seen it before, but it this joke always makes me giggle.

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