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Post by eddie on Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:49 pm



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Post by Lurker on Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:51 pm

This is hilarious....


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Post by Original Quill on Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:13 pm

Lurker wrote:This is hilarious....


I'd rather go with her, anyway. Razz

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Post by Lurker on Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:27 pm

LOL!!!


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Now we know......



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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:44 am

Texas don't care

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Post by Lurker on Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:03 pm

This is SO my wife and I watching PBS.


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Post by eddie on Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:19 am



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Post by Lurker on Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:32 pm


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Post by Lurker on Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:31 am


Baskin-Robbins is an ice cream store chain in America....


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Post by Lurker on Sat Sep 30, 2017 11:58 am


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Post by Original Quill on Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:32 pm

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Soz, it's a picture jokes thread. But wanted to tell another dumb blond joke.

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Post by Lurker on Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:19 pm

Ha, Ha


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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:33 pm


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Post by Lurker on Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:25 pm

That hurt my head...............

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