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Post by eddie on Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:04 pm

I had a curry at an Indian restaurant the other day and I asked if they’d used a different spice as it tasted different.
I’m so fucking racist.

Also, I bought a pair of jeans and the woman said “We do these in black” I said no thanks, I don’t want them in black.
I’m so fucking racist.

I think Morgan Freeman is one of my favourtire actors but I don’t fancy him.
I’m so fucking racist.

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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:10 pm

I am not racist because I like liquorice.

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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:55 pm

Syl wrote:I am not racist because I like liquorice.

yes you are, cos you is white and eating black.....


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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:02 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
Syl wrote:I am not racist because I like liquorice.

yes you are, cos you is white and eating black.....


Eating and enjoying something is a sign of great appreciation.

I draw the line at Black pudding though.

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:28 pm

Syl wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:

yes you are, cos you is white and eating black.....


Eating and enjoying something is a sign of great appreciation.

I draw the line at Black pudding though.

I swear, you would love Martha Stewart's Black Bottom Pie (notwithstanding all images brought to mind):


https://www.marthastewart.com/318133/black-bottom-pie

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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:15 pm

Syl wrote:I am not racist because I like liquorice.

White hater
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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:25 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:
Syl wrote:I am not racist because I like liquorice.

White hater

I like cream buns though. rabbit

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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:27 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Syl wrote:

Eating and enjoying something is a sign of great appreciation.

I draw the line at Black pudding though.

I swear, you would love Martha Stewart's Black Bottom Pie (notwithstanding all images brought to mind):


https://www.marthastewart.com/318133/black-bottom-pie

That looks gorgeous, a million miles away from our Black puddings which are made from congealed pigs blood and fat.

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Post by eddie on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:32 pm

That’s pigist.

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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:52 pm

eddie wrote:That’s pigist.

Well then I can never be accused of pigrimming.  

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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:58 pm

ewwwwwww

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