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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:53 am

A TOURIST was blocked from using a public toilet by a hilarious sexy kangaroo striking a seductive “come hither” pose.
Sandrina Duniau, 30, spotted the racy roo casually lounging around in the entrance to a toilet in the scenic John Forrest National Park, 24km east of Perth.

Cautious of the muscled marsupial’s robust stature, the French holiday-maker decided it was better to hold it in than to disturb the animal’s relaxation time.

Instead Sandrina, who spent two weeks travelling the state with her partner Viktor Simonic, 26, snapped this priceless picture to show her family back home some of the unique hurdles she faced while in Australia.

The pharmaceutical marketer, who took the picture late last month, said: “It was so funny — I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it was posed like that.

“I wouldn’t have been surprised if it had said, ‘Hey girl, what’s up?’



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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:06 am

Laughing

He was probably looking for a nice cool shady spot, out of these recent heatwaves...

Those big western greys are large enough and strong enough that they can afford to be reasonably confident in such situations..

If that tourist were truly desperate, she would have used the Gents', telling anyone in there that a 'roo had comandeered the Ladies'.

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Post by Syl on Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:37 pm

lol!

Priceless.

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:40 pm

Hilarious. I like a roo with confidence.

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Post by magica on Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:15 pm

I love this picture

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:31 pm

My greatest regret...that I don't have roos living in my own l'il bit of England.

I have badgers, Muntjac deer, Chinese water deer, grey squirrel (even rare black squirrel!), European brown hare, rabbit and even adder snakes....but no roos (even though my late father-in-law reputedly found a wallaby escapee from a nearby Safari park in his cattle yard one morning!)

I just love 'em. If only I could have seen them in the wild!
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Post by Original Quill on Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:44 pm

When I was in graduate school (New Jersey), Rutgers University has lots of wooded land along the Raritan River.  One day a roo escaped from a circus/animal show passing through.

For months there would be sightings of the roo, hopping across the roads and disappearing into the brush..

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Post by Syl on Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:58 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:My greatest regret...that I don't have roos living in my own l'il bit of England.

I have badgers, Muntjac deer, Chinese water deer, grey squirrel (even rare  black squirrel!), European brown hare, rabbit and even adder snakes....but no roos (even though my late father-in-law reputedly found a wallaby escapee from a nearby Safari park in his cattle yard one morning!)

I just love 'em. If only I could have seen them in the wild!
Do you have any wild boars Fred?
I was reading today how in parts of the UK they are growing in number.
One man had his fingertip bitten off by a particularly nasty one.



https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/11/wild-boar-bites-off-man-fingertip-forest-of-head-gloucestershire

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Post by veya_victaous on Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:05 pm

how/why the hell do you put your hand that close to wild pigs mouth?
that's just dumb.


@ fred
Roos behave pretty similar to deer in the wild, if your quiet you can watch them graze from a bit of a distance for ages but make a sound or get to close and they are off bounding away.

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Post by Syl on Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:17 pm

I think the boar charged at him unexpectedly and bit his hand. Even through the gloves he was wearing it managed to bite his fingertip off.

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:44 am

veya_victaous wrote:
how/why the hell do you put your hand that close to wild pigs mouth?
that's just dumb.

@ fred
Roos behave pretty similar to deer in the wild, if your quiet you can watch them graze from a bit of a distance for ages but make a sound or get to close and they are off bounding away.

Smile

I've seen kangaroos circle around me while I've been working through beehives, staying around 50 -->> 60 metres away, looking up every few minutes while grazing, and then eventually hopping off...

One time down at Kulnura in the Central Coast hinterland, a wallaby came bounding in through and among a bee yard, stop a couple of feet away and looked up at me in a curious/friendly way, and then hopped off down a nearby gulley..
Several minutes later a pack of dogs came through following its scent, ran around the beehives and then followed it down that gulley --  that clever wallaby had deliberately used the bees to try and put those dogs off the trail, and maybe hoping they might get stung, too  !


Re :  That wild pig in Britain --  I wouldn't get that close without being armed  !

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Post by Syl on Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:29 pm

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-tip-finger-bitten-giant-11836974

" A huge wild boar has bitten off the tip of a man’s finger as he walked his dog in woodland.
Clive Lilley, 53, said the pig burst out of the undergrowth and leapt at him. He described the injury as “very painful”.
Clive added: “It was 7.30am and still very dark so you couldn’t see a thing. I was a few hundred yards down the path from my house and I didn’t see the boar.
“But it was 2ft away and jumped up to bite the forefinger off."

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Post by eddie on Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:43 pm

What exactly is a "come hither" pose? Sounds a bit 1970's porn to me.

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:14 pm

eddie wrote:What exactly is a "come hither" pose? Sounds a bit 1970's porn to me.

Imagine Hugh Hefner, nude with a bit of a belly.

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Post by Cass on Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:19 pm

eddie wrote:What exactly is a "come hither" pose? Sounds a bit 1970's porn to me.

Same as Bedroom eyes. Basically a pose or look in your eyes that says take me to bed or lose me forever...no sorry that was Top Gun.

Basically it’s a non- verbal communication of get over here as I want to ravish you.

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Post by eddie on Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:31 pm

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:What exactly is a "come hither" pose? Sounds a bit 1970's porn to me.

Imagine Hugh Hefner, nude with a bit of a belly.

Do I have to? Neutral

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Post by Syl on Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:25 pm

Sort of a cross between a lecherous look and a pout.
And that's just the men. sleaze

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Post by veya_victaous on Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:28 am

JAMES Corden could not get over how “sexy” a kangaroo was that was photographed in Australia last month.

The Late Late Show host dedicated a whole segment to the “hot roo”, which was snapped by French tourist Sandrina Duniau in a Western Australian national park.

“A woman vacationing in Australia posted a picture of a kangaroo blocking the door to a public rest room,” Corden told his audience.

“However he was not just blocking that door, he was blocking the door in what I can only describe as the most seductive way possible.”

The talk show host held up the photo of the kangaroo and said, “I can’t get over it, he’s basically a Hemsworth!”

What followed was a succession of “this kangaroo’s so hot” jokes that left the studio audience in stitches.

“This kangaroo’s so hot he met Margot Robbie at a party in Sydney and gave her a fake number.

“This kangaroo’s so hot the only thing he keeps in his pouch is condoms.

“This kangaroo’s so hot he won’t bother trying to remember your name.

“This kangaroo’s so hot he just wishes you would take him seriously as an artist.

“He’s so hot we cancelled two guests today so that we could talk about how hot he is.

“This kangaroo’s so hot Donald Trump offered him $130,000 in hush money.”

As he stared in awe at the picture, Corden ended the segment by joking, “Do I like this photograph or is that boomerang in my pocket?”

You can watch the full segment at link : http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/james-corden-is-obsessed-with-sexy-aussie-kangaroo/news-story/71c8e95c7bde19bd9f749ea0555e683e

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Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:33 am

eddie wrote:What exactly is a "come hither" pose? Sounds a bit 1970's porn to me.

Remember when we were reading this article and you asked me what a "come hither pose" was, so I tried to demonstrate it for you, and you asked me so politely to never, ever do that again?

Or should I have kept that story between us?

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Post by eddie on Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:47 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:What exactly is a "come hither" pose? Sounds a bit 1970's porn to me.

Remember when we were reading this article and you asked me what a "come hither pose" was, so I tried to demonstrate it for you, and you asked me so politely to never, ever do that again?

Or should I have kept that story between us?


Erm yeah. I remember that. It was....... affraid

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Post by eddie on Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:27 pm

Syl wrote:I think the boar charged at him unexpectedly and bit his hand. Even through the gloves he was wearing it managed to bite his fingertip off.

Hmmmm only just seen this. He had that boar giving his finger a blowjob. That’s why it got bitten off. Dirty bastard.

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