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Post by smelly-bandit on Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:31 pm

Trump: We are going to the Moon, Mars, and 'worlds beyond'. President signs NASA's new orders to prepare for ambitious manned missions

US Fake President Trump directed NASA on Monday to send Americans to the Moon for the first time in decades, a move he said would help prepare for a future Mars trip.

'This time we will not only plant our flag and leave our footprint,' Trump said at the White House as he signed the new space policy directive.

'We will establish a foundation for an eventual mission to Mars and perhaps someday to many worlds beyond.'

The last time US astronauts visited the Moon was the Apollo 17 mission of December 1972.

On July 20, 1969, US astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the Moon.

Trump and Vice President Mike Pence, who heads the newly revitalized National Space Council, have previously vowed to explore the Moon again, but offered few details.

Trump was joined at the White House by several current and former astronauts, including Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, and former U.S. Sen. and Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison 'Jack' Schmitt, the second-last man on the moon.

'Today we pledge that he will not be the last, and I suspect we'll be finding other places to land in addition to the moon,' Trump said.

He was flanked by Peggy Whitson and Christina Koch.

Whitson spoke to the president from space in April aboard the International Space Station and while flying back home after breaking the record for most time in space by a U.S. astronaut in September.

Koch is a member of NASA’s astronaut class of 2013.

The goal of the new Moon missions would include 'long-term exploration and use' of its surface.

A White House statement said the US 'will work with other nations and private industry to return astronauts to the Moon, developing the technology and means for manned exploration of Mars and other destinations in our solar system.'

Sending people to the Red Planet has been a goal of the United States for years.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5168795/Trump-tells-NASA-send-Americans-Moon.html

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Post by Didge on Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:35 pm

This is the moon Trump first hopes to colonize...



With the help of the Clangers




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Post by magica on Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:41 pm

It's a wonder going to the moon and Mars.

One day peeps will be going there for their holidays. Hope I'm alive to see it, but doubt it somehow, could take many many years to build on the moon and Mars.

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Post by Lord Foul on Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:58 pm

FFS

first of all Trump pisses off the russians, then the Chinese, then NK, and most of the Muslim world....

NOW he's headed for pissing off those aliens who told us "Do not come back"
(why do you think we havnt been back to the moon since 1972......)

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:19 am

The last time we killed astronauts, Republicans were in charge. In fact, every we've killed astronauts Republicans were involved.

They must be getting the itch to kill more of them.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:20 am

Smelly, be honest -- do you want to have sex with Donald Trump?

Does this turn you on?


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Post by veya_victaous on Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:30 am

this is actually good

I suspect a coming space race with China, since they are also looking toward colonizing the moon and have an advancing space agency.
cosmic

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Post by eddie on Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:58 am

I heard that Trump wants to go back up there to see if:

a) the moon is really made of cheese, (despite everyone assuring him it's not), and b) to see if the planet mars is actually more orange than his face and hair.





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Post by smelly-bandit on Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:13 pm

Sorry guys

I should have put a snowflake trigger warning on the thread

How insensitive of me

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:10 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:Sorry guys

I should have put a snowflake trigger warning on the thread

How insensitive of me

You should always put up the Knuckledragger warning on your threads.


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Post by Original Quill on Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:12 pm

veya_victaous wrote:this is actually good

I suspect a coming space race with China, since they are also looking toward colonizing the moon and have an advancing space agency.
cosmic

If you think Donald Trump is going to organize a space exploration project...think Puerto Rico.

Rolling Eyes

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Post by Lurker on Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:36 pm

The only moon Trump has heard about is when his Russian whores moon him.

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Post by smelly-bandit on Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:08 pm

Original Quill wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:this is actually good

I suspect a coming space race with China, since they are also looking toward colonizing the moon and have an advancing space agency.
cosmic

If you think Donald Trump is going to organize a space exploration project...think Puerto Rico.

Rolling Eyes

Trumps not organising it, he isn't a rocket scientist or astronaut

He has told NASA to crack on with getting it done

You are thick as fuck

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:25 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

If you think Donald Trump is going to organize a space exploration project...think Puerto Rico.

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Trumps not organising it, he isn't a rocket scientist or astronaut

He has told NASA to crack on with getting it done

You are thick as fuck

NASA is a dependent agency.  Trump controls the budget and the organization of NASA, by which it would be done.  WTF do you think he's making the announcement for?

To repeat...if you are going to depend upon Trump for anything, think Puerto Rico.

You think like a knuckledragger...in other words, reasoning eludes you!

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Post by smelly-bandit on Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:09 pm

Original Quill wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

Trumps not organising it, he isn't a rocket scientist or astronaut

He has told NASA to crack on with getting it done

You are thick as fuck

NASA is a dependent agency.  Trump controls the budget and the organization of NASA, by which it would be done.  WTF do you think he's making the announcement for?

To repeat...if you are going to depend upon Trump for anything, think Puerto Rico.

You think like a knuckledragger...in other words, reasoning eludes you!

You are fucking solid

Do you actually think trump is going to get involved in organising and planning space missions??

Trump tells people what to do and they go and do it, he doesn't get involved in the doing of it.

Did Obama plan, control or lead the mission to kill OBL??

No he isn't a solider or a tactical commander, which is why it was a success, all he did was give the go ahead and then watched from between his fingers as the real men did the business.

That's all trump has done, told NASA to get on with it.

lol!

You're blind hatred of trump is really making you look rather ridiculous

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Post by Original Quill on Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:36 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

NASA is a dependent agency.  Trump controls the budget and the organization of NASA, by which it would be done.  WTF do you think he's making the announcement for?

To repeat...if you are going to depend upon Trump for anything, think Puerto Rico.

You think like a knuckledragger...in other words, reasoning eludes you!

You are fucking solid

Do you actually think trump is going to get involved in organising and planning space missions??

Trump tells people what to do and they go and do it, he doesn't get involved in the doing of it.

Did Obama plan, control or lead the mission to kill OBL??

No he isn't a solider or a tactical commander, which is why it was a success, all he did was give the go ahead and then watched from between his fingers as the real men did the business.

That's all trump has done, told NASA to get on with it.

lol!

You're blind hatred of trump is really making you look rather ridiculous

There were layers of "plan, control or lead the mission" between Trump and FEMA with Hurricane Maria, too. Trump sure managed to screw things up.

Remember Puerto Rico.

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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:40 am

@quill
it looks like he is going to open up joint ventures with space-x and the other private space companies, he is basically selling/leasing NASA's intellectual property and facilities to the private sector.

And I severely doubt trump came up with the plan he had been in meetings with elon musk only a few day earlier Wink


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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:45 am

smelly-bandit wrote:
Original Quill wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:this is actually good

I suspect a coming space race with China, since they are also looking toward colonizing the moon and have an advancing space agency.
cosmic

If you think Donald Trump is going to organize a space exploration project...think Puerto Rico.

Rolling Eyes

Trumps not organising it, he isn't a rocket scientist or astronaut

He has told NASA to crack on with getting it done

You are thick as fuck

Hahaha, Trump is just a rich bitch who doesn't understand how the world works.

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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:10 pm

veya_victaous wrote:@quill
it looks like he is going to open up joint ventures with space-x and the other private space companies, he is basically selling/leasing NASA's intellectual property and facilities to the private sector.

And I severely doubt trump came up with the plan he had been in meetings with elon musk only a few day earlier  Wink


does it matter??

if mankind can develop the capabilities to land men on mars it will be a major step forward for human technological advancement.

but unfortunately the "flat earth" never trumps would sooner see trump fail than mankind succeed

quite sad if you ask me

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