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Post by Lord Foul on Mon 11 Dec 2017 - 23:18

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.

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Post by Guest on Mon 11 Dec 2017 - 23:27

Lord Foul wrote:I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.

lol!

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Post by magica on Mon 11 Dec 2017 - 23:29

Omg Lordy, you got me there Laughing Laughing
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Post by nicko on Tue 12 Dec 2017 - 1:59

Good one Vic !
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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Tue 12 Dec 2017 - 2:14

Dude, I nearly fell for that -- had to read the rest before I sympathized with you Smile

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Post by eddie on Tue 12 Dec 2017 - 15:41

It's all very well laughing but snowmen with charcoal eyes scare the bejeezus out of me. affraid

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Post by Angry Andy on Tue 12 Dec 2017 - 15:46

I still kill myself when I see the weathermen giving a yellow snow warning.
Never drink yellow snow!

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Post by Syl on Tue 12 Dec 2017 - 19:06

Lord Foul wrote:I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.

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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue 12 Dec 2017 - 19:32

Good one LF...!


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