There's no fool like an old fool.
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There's no fool like an old fool.
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On the other hand, God loves a trier.
"Ron Sheppard truly believed he had found his “forever wife” when he met Cristel Lalec after eight failed marriages.
But the 69-year-old’s hopes of a lasting romance were dashed when she ran off with another man before he could tie the knot."
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/i-gave-her-everything-and-she-does-a-runner-im-a-mug-uks-most-married-man-is-ditched-by-wife-9/ar-BBET2kR?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp

On the other hand, God loves a trier.

"Ron Sheppard truly believed he had found his “forever wife” when he met Cristel Lalec after eight failed marriages.
But the 69-year-old’s hopes of a lasting romance were dashed when she ran off with another man before he could tie the knot."
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/i-gave-her-everything-and-she-does-a-runner-im-a-mug-uks-most-married-man-is-ditched-by-wife-9/ar-BBET2kR?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp
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Re: There's no fool like an old fool.
Fred Moletrousers wrote:gelico wrote:
i always loved the two ronnies sketches
they were really well done, funny, superb timing and not one single swear word
Ronnie Barker used to have an antique shop in Chipping Norton. I bought an old Kodak camera from him once. Mean bugger wouldn't give me a discount for saying that I thought he was brilliant!
It would have been more fun if you asked for "antique fork handles"

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Re: There's no fool like an old fool.
Update on most married man.
Since wife to be No 9 did a runner he has had offers of marriage from women from various countries. He expects to be married again very soon.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-most-married-man-hopes-11540330
"Women from across the world have inundated Ron Sheppard with romantic overtures after he renewed his search for a ninth wife.
Britain’s most married man admitted he could not believe the flurry of interest from as far afield as the US, Vietnam, Ghana and Australia.
Ron, 69, added he will use his many impersonations to help him win over his next lover – even though he reckons the impressions are among the reasons why his latest fiancée packed her bags.
The dad said: “I would expect wife number nine shortly at this rate.
“I just can’t fathom what they see in me. Perhaps it’s all part and parcel of being internationally notorious.”
Since wife to be No 9 did a runner he has had offers of marriage from women from various countries. He expects to be married again very soon.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-most-married-man-hopes-11540330
"Women from across the world have inundated Ron Sheppard with romantic overtures after he renewed his search for a ninth wife.
Britain’s most married man admitted he could not believe the flurry of interest from as far afield as the US, Vietnam, Ghana and Australia.
Ron, 69, added he will use his many impersonations to help him win over his next lover – even though he reckons the impressions are among the reasons why his latest fiancée packed her bags.
The dad said: “I would expect wife number nine shortly at this rate.
“I just can’t fathom what they see in me. Perhaps it’s all part and parcel of being internationally notorious.”
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Re: There's no fool like an old fool.
Money for nothing and your poonani for free!
Silly old sod.
Silly old sod.
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Re: There's no fool like an old fool.
HoratioTarr wrote:Money for nothing and your poonani for free!
Silly old sod.

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Re: There's no fool like an old fool.
''Ron, 69, added he will use his many impersonations to help him win over his next lover – even though he reckons the impressions are among the reasons why his latest fiancée packed her bags.''
So I assume all other 8 wives absolutely loved his impressions and fell about laughing every time, right? just that number 9 was a misery
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Re: There's no fool like an old fool.
Check out the video of him doing his famous impressions on the link....what a catch.
I feel a bit sorry for him tbh.

I feel a bit sorry for him tbh.
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