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Post by smelly-bandit on Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:02 am

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greetings newsfix.

it is I the great smelly-bandit returned from his forced exile, (and not a second too soon let me tell you)

it would appear that in my absence, the great deluge of delicious liberal tears that have been falling from the eyes of the collective alt-left liberal hate mob in the wake of glorious BREXIT and the brilliant decision of the American people to MAGA,has turned in a devastating flood and hurricane that has destroyed large parts of Texas and Florida.

this global warming is of course a result of imbalance caused by my absence, there has been no buffer you see?, but fear not, i have returned to restore the balance and in soaking up those oceans of delicious liberal tears of yours, stand as a bastion against further flooding caused by crying liberals and melting snowflakes

so come to me my children, the great desert of smelly-bandit stands ready to adsorb your tears

viva las BREXIT

viva las MAGA

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Post by Miffs2 on Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:58 pm

Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
You'd think The anti Christ had joined lol!
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Re: the prodigal son returns

Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:06 am

Miffs2 wrote:Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
You'd think The anti Christ had joined lol!

its much worse than a mere anti-christ

im a free thinker who doesn't conform affraid

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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:25 am

anyone know why i cant upload my avatar??

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:27 am

smelly-bandit wrote:anyone know why i cant upload my avatar??


Your profile tab, seventh along from the home tab up the top
Then once you are on this, third tab along.
The one that says avatar

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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:29 am

yes didge i know that, this isn't my first rodeo, the issue is that there is no upload facility under that tab.

tried chrome and firefox, and no joy either way

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:35 am

smelly-bandit wrote:yes didge i know that, this isn't my first rodeo, the issue is that there is no upload facility under that tab.

tried chrome and firefox, and no joy either way  
Yeah there is an upload facility

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:48 am

Are you allowed avatars of Hitler or the KKK?

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Re: the prodigal son returns

Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:07 am

Angry Andy wrote:Are you allowed avatars of Hitler or the KKK?

not sure bens gonna let you have that mate, he doesn't have much of a sense of humour at the best of times

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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:13 am





ben this is what im getting

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:20 am

Perhaps Ben has seen the light and prohibited you from having a provocative and racist avatar.

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Post by Lord Foul on Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:09 am

H. A. I might remind you of the rules, especially the implied one of not posting merely to cause shit.

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:47 am

Just tryin' to help SB discover why he cannot get an avvie. Perhaps he has a virus.

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Re: the prodigal son returns

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:31 am

smelly-bandit wrote:
Miffs2 wrote:Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
You'd think The anti Christ had joined lol!

its much worse than a mere anti-christ

im a free thinker who doesn't conform  affraid

Rolling Eyes

Non-conformist  --   Yes...

"Free thinker"  ?   In your dreams, smelly..

Delusional little non-thinking 'snowflake' of a troll,  more likely.

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Post by nicko on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:29 am

Your a nasty little fucker aren't you? Face to face you'd shit bricks. I hate "keyboard warriors" and your the best of 'em.
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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:31 am

Angry Andy wrote:Perhaps Ben has seen the light and prohibited you from having a provocative and racist avatar.

bens head is so deep in the sand i bought a north Korean nuke would brighten up his day

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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:34 am

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

its much worse than a mere anti-christ

im a free thinker who doesn't conform  affraid

Rolling Eyes

Non-conformist  --   Yes...

"Free thinker"  ?   In your dreams, smelly..

Delusional little non-thinking 'snowflake' of a troll,  more likely.

i dont think you quite grasp the term "snowflake"

its exclusive to those on the left of politics. precious little people who fall apart when they encounter dissenting opinions, often resorting to insults

remind you of anyone you know??

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Post by eddie on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:37 am

smelly-bandit wrote:
Angry Andy wrote:Perhaps Ben has seen the light and prohibited you from having a provocative and racist avatar.

bens head is so deep in the sand i bought a north Korean nuke would brighten up his day

So I think perhaps this thread has served it's purpose, no? You're just sitting here making little shitty digs about people and wise arse cracks that only you seem to find funny.
How about you join some actual debate or stick that North Korean nuke you "bought", up your own arse?

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Post by eddie on Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:40 am

THREAD LOCKED.

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