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Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:02 pm

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

http://mashable.com/2017/09/05/poop-tinder-date-fire-department/

lol!



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Post by eddie on Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:20 pm

Oh that's just embarrassing! If her date found that hilarious and made her feel okay about it - he's a keeper.

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Post by Angry Andy on Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:26 pm

I visited Bluewater shopping centre the day it opened, ostensibly to find out about the layout, car parking , feeding and baby changing facilities.
I got caught short, took a monumental dump in the nearest gents, , pushed the flush button and..........nothing. And it was a dreadnought of Hindenburg proportions. 
Hadn't  been fully plumbed in and tested.
Lord, I still feel for the bog cleaner.

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Post by Raggamuffin on Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:05 pm

That poor woman - was there any need to splash that story all over the internet? I'm not sure he's such a nice chap.

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Post by gelico on Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:28 pm



i got told a story once along similar lines, but i cant remember where it came from

a woman was at someones house for a function/party, i think it was a baby christening or something

anyhoos woman goes upstairs for a poo which didn;t flush - after a few attempts she fished it out and slung it out of the window,,,,job done!

she went back downstairs and came through the kitchen and went into the conservatory where everyone was looking at her silently. someone looked up and she followed their gaze and saw the poo she had thrown had simply splatted on to the conservatory roof where loads of people saw it land

what do you do in that situation??

ps,,,that woman,,,,,,it wasn't me


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Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:16 pm

If you read link 2, it says the story originated on a 'crowd funding' website, where the bloke was asking for donations for a new window!!!


And from a blokes point of view, this girl definitely wasn't a 'keeper'...!


lol!



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Post by Original Quill on Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:21 pm

gelico wrote:

i got told a story once along similar lines, but i cant remember where it came from

a woman was at someones house for a function/party, i think it was a baby christening or something

anyhoos woman goes upstairs for a poo which didn;t flush - after a few attempts she fished it out and slung it out of the window,,,,job done!

she went back downstairs and came through the kitchen and went into the conservatory where everyone was looking at her silently.  someone looked up and she followed their gaze and saw the poo she had thrown had simply splatted on to the conservatory roof where loads of people saw it land

what do you do in that situation??

ps,,,that woman,,,,,,it wasn't me


You remark about the size of the birds in the area...and select a cucumber sandwich to nibble on.


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Post by gelico on Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:12 pm

Original Quill wrote:
gelico wrote:

i got told a story once along similar lines, but i cant remember where it came from

a woman was at someones house for a function/party, i think it was a baby christening or something

anyhoos woman goes upstairs for a poo which didn;t flush - after a few attempts she fished it out and slung it out of the window,,,,job done!

she went back downstairs and came through the kitchen and went into the conservatory where everyone was looking at her silently.  someone looked up and she followed their gaze and saw the poo she had thrown had simply splatted on to the conservatory roof where loads of people saw it land

what do you do in that situation??

ps,,,that woman,,,,,,it wasn't me


You remark about the size of the birds in the area...and select a cucumber sandwich to nibble on.



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Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:27 pm

Or comment about the area being under a busy aircraft flight path...



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Post by eddie on Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:58 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:If you read link 2, it says the story originated on a 'crowd funding' website, where the bloke was asking for donations for a new window!!!


And from a blokes point of view, this girl definitely wasn't a 'keeper'...!


lol!



He won't forget her though. Cool

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Post by Syl on Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:04 pm

Original Quill wrote:
gelico wrote:

i got told a story once along similar lines, but i cant remember where it came from

a woman was at someones house for a function/party, i think it was a baby christening or something

anyhoos woman goes upstairs for a poo which didn;t flush - after a few attempts she fished it out and slung it out of the window,,,,job done!

she went back downstairs and came through the kitchen and went into the conservatory where everyone was looking at her silently.  someone looked up and she followed their gaze and saw the poo she had thrown had simply splatted on to the conservatory roof where loads of people saw it land

what do you do in that situation??

ps,,,that woman,,,,,,it wasn't me


You remark about the size of the birds in the area...and select a cucumber sandwich to nibble on.

Brilliant.  lol!

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