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Post by Victorismyhero on Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:21 pm

Everyone knows that stroking our feline friends is good for you, relieving stress and promoting a feeling of well being.
This, it is said is due to negative ions being produced by the effect of static electricity, caused whilst rubbing their fur.

HOWEVER...and here's the paradox....it is a fact of physics that negative ions CANNOT, ever, be cations.....


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Post by eddie on Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:18 am

What and who, now? scratch

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