Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Go down

Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Guest on Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:56 pm

Parents spend a lifetime trying to teach their children the importance of telling the truth, but sometimes kids can be a little too honest. We admire how candid children can be, but there are occasions when they definitely venture into the territory of extreme rudeness, without even batting an eyelid. Mums and dads on Twitter have been sharing the rudest things their children have ever said, and we are all sympathising with their toe-curling embarrassment.




http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rudest-thing-child-has-ever-said_uk_597ef622e4b02a4ebb768ef0?utm_hp_ref=uk

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:27 pm

Hahahahahaha I love those!!

So here's one from me:

My daughter is going up a school year so just before they broke up I had to "meet and greet the new teacher", Mrs Cash.....only, I couldn't remember her bloody name - you know when that happens? - so I kept saying to my daughter "Don't forget we have to meet Mrs Cashew nut or whatever her name is!" And because I'm me, I started making up other names for her.....

So we meet the teacher. I am the first one there and my daughter marches up to her and says

"There's my mum! She can't remember your name so she keeps calling you Mrs Cashew Nut!"

I laughed merrily and said "Oh dear you know how children are blah blah etc etc"

Then my daughter pipes up:

"Her best name for you though, was Mrs Crusty Bread!"

Jeez. She has a BIG mouth my kid. Rolling Eyes

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Guest on Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:31 pm

eddie wrote:Hahahahahaha I love those!!

So here's one from me:

My daughter is going up a school year so just before they broke up I had to "meet and greet the new teacher", Mrs Cash.....only, I couldn't remember her bloody name - you know when that happens? - so I kept saying to my daughter "Don't forget we have to meet Mrs Cashew nut or whatever her name is!" And because I'm me, I started making up other names for her.....

So we meet the teacher. I am the first one there and my daughter marches up to her and says

"There's my mum! She can't remember your name so she keeps calling you Mrs Cashew Nut!"  

I laughed merrily and said "Oh dear you know how children are blah blah etc etc"

Then my daughter pipes up:

"Her best name for you though, was Mrs Crusty Bread!"

Jeez. She has a BIG mouth my kid.  Rolling Eyes




Priceless Eddie

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:55 pm

If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Syl on Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:57 pm

Brilliant Thor and Eddie...kids are so funny, unless they are your own. Razz

_________________
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
avatar
Syl

Posts : 16984
Join date : 2015-11-12
Location : Manchester

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Guest on Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:59 pm

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  


I think there is a lesson to be learnt from that... Laughing

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Syl on Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:07 pm

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

I know that feeling. When my son was at primary school, his form teacher when he was 10/11 years old was really bad. None of the kids liked him, he would get right in their faces and say sarcastic remarks.
My son was complaining one day about this and I said (jokingly) next time he does this just say "Can you move back a bit please sir, your breath stinks"....we laughed.
Then a few days later he came home and said that's exactly what he had said when the teacher got in his face....and the head wanted to see me. pale

After a while he admitted he was joking....

_________________
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
avatar
Syl

Posts : 16984
Join date : 2015-11-12
Location : Manchester

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:36 pm

Thorin wrote:
eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  


I think there is a lesson to be learnt from that... Laughing

Yeah....watch what you say to gobby kids Evil or Very Mad

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:36 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

I know that feeling. When my son was at primary school, his form teacher when he was 10/11 years old was really bad. None of the kids liked him, he would get right in their faces and say sarcastic remarks.
My son was complaining one day about this and I said (jokingly) next time he does this just say "Can you move back a bit please sir, your breath stinks"....we laughed.
Then a few days later he came home and said that's exactly what he had said when the teacher got in his face....and the head wanted to see me. pale

After  a while he admitted he was joking....

See! That's my daughter except she'd say "Well I wasn't joking!"

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Syl on Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:38 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

I know that feeling. When my son was at primary school, his form teacher when he was 10/11 years old was really bad. None of the kids liked him, he would get right in their faces and say sarcastic remarks.
My son was complaining one day about this and I said (jokingly) next time he does this just say "Can you move back a bit please sir, your breath stinks"....we laughed.
Then a few days later he came home and said that's exactly what he had said when the teacher got in his face....and the head wanted to see me. pale

After  a while he admitted he was joking....

See! That's my daughter except she'd say "Well I wasn't joking!"

She sounds like a real chip off the old block. Razz

_________________
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
avatar
Syl

Posts : 16984
Join date : 2015-11-12
Location : Manchester

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:03 pm

No comment. silent

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Syl on Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:06 pm

Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories. Twisted Evil

_________________
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
avatar
Syl

Posts : 16984
Join date : 2015-11-12
Location : Manchester

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:09 pm

Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories. Twisted Evil

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter. And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid. Rolling Eyes

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Syl on Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:13 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories. Twisted Evil

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter.  And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid. Rolling Eyes

Your mum sounds great....I sort of identify with scatterbrained older women...no idea why scratch

_________________
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
avatar
Syl

Posts : 16984
Join date : 2015-11-12
Location : Manchester

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:56 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories. Twisted Evil

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter.  And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid. Rolling Eyes

Your mum sounds great....I sort of identify with scatterbrained older women...no idea why scratch

She's not scatterbrained. She's sort of 'lazy'. People aren't of much interest to my mother.

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by gelico on Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:53 am

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories. Twisted Evil

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter.  And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid. Rolling Eyes



lol! lol! lol!


FFS!!! oh no,,,,she sounds a bit like me,,,,,

gelico

Posts : 1665
Join date : 2017-07-07

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by gelico on Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:00 am



hubby and I had a particular friend who never quite got when it was time to leave (he's still my friend and still the same). sometimes hubby had to actually get a bit rude (banter) to get him to actually go home again.


anyhoos, when my eldest son was born, there was yet another grand christening and the whole family and beyond turned up for it and big party afterwards at my parents gaff.

finally, many of the guests decided to leave and so we followed them outside to the front garden with my newest arrival and hubby holding our daughter 0f 3 years in his arms.

we all stood around for a minute or two yakking and saying our last goodbyes etc and then there came a complete lull in the conversation

right on cue, my 3 year old daughter looks at them all and says innocently
and clearly, diction perfect,,,,,

''well, are going to fuck off then, or what?''

they fucked off


gelico

Posts : 1665
Join date : 2017-07-07

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Original Quill on Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:59 am

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you. Twisted Evil

_________________
“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald J. Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.

"I don't stand by anything."  ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...

“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars

Someone is above the rule of law in America.
avatar
Original Quill

Posts : 25675
Join date : 2013-12-19
Age : 53
Location : Northern California

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Guest on Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:12 am

gelico wrote:

hubby and I had a particular friend who never quite got when it was time to leave (he's still my friend and still the same).  sometimes hubby had to actually get a bit rude (banter) to get him to actually go home again.


anyhoos, when my eldest son was born, there was yet another grand christening and the whole family and beyond turned up for it and big party afterwards at my parents gaff.

finally, many of the guests decided to leave and so we followed them outside to the front garden with my newest arrival and hubby holding our daughter 0f 3 years in his arms.

we all stood around for a minute or two yakking and saying our last goodbyes etc and then there came a complete lull in the conversation

right on cue, my 3 year old daughter looks at them all and says innocently
and clearly, diction perfect,,,,,

''well, are going to fuck off then, or what?''

they fucked off



lol!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Guest on Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:19 am

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you.  Twisted Evil


Not sure Eddie's daughter would like that. Being compared to her mom.   lol!

Eddie already has her set up as a junior moderator. With her own Specific keyboard to make moderation that much easier. When dealing with posts like that Quill.   Smile  



lol!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Syl on Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:35 pm

Thorin wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you.  Twisted Evil


Not sure Eddie's daughter would like that. Being compared to her mom.   lol!

Eddie already has her set up as a junior moderator. With her own Specific keyboard to make moderation that much easier. When dealing with posts like that Quill.   Smile  



lol!

That's clever. Razz

_________________
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
avatar
Syl

Posts : 16984
Join date : 2015-11-12
Location : Manchester

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Original Quill on Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:04 pm

Thorin wrote:Not sure Eddie's daughter would like that. Being compared to her mom.

Yet, she did it herself. But I was quick to agree.

_________________
“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald J. Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.

"I don't stand by anything."  ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...

“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars

Someone is above the rule of law in America.
avatar
Original Quill

Posts : 25675
Join date : 2013-12-19
Age : 53
Location : Northern California

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:03 pm

gelico wrote:

hubby and I had a particular friend who never quite got when it was time to leave (he's still my friend and still the same).  sometimes hubby had to actually get a bit rude (banter) to get him to actually go home again.


anyhoos, when my eldest son was born, there was yet another grand christening and the whole family and beyond turned up for it and big party afterwards at my parents gaff.

finally, many of the guests decided to leave and so we followed them outside to the front garden with my newest arrival and hubby holding our daughter 0f 3 years in his arms.

we all stood around for a minute or two yakking and saying our last goodbyes etc and then there came a complete lull in the conversation

right on cue, my 3 year old daughter looks at them all and says innocently
and clearly, diction perfect,,,,,

''well, are going to fuck off then, or what?''

they fucked off



Hahahahahahaha I like that!

_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by eddie on Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:03 pm

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you.  Twisted Evil


_________________
“I’m writing to reach you now but...
I might never reach you,
Only want to teach you...about you”.

~ Travis
avatar
eddie
King of Beards. Keeper of the Whip. Top Chef. BEES!!!!!! Mushroom muncher. Spider aficionado!

Posts : 36060
Join date : 2013-07-28
Age : 48
Location : England

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by gelico on Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:46 am

eddie wrote:Hahahahahaha I love those!!

So here's one from me:

My daughter is going up a school year so just before they broke up I had to "meet and greet the new teacher", Mrs Cash.....only, I couldn't remember her bloody name - you know when that happens? - so I kept saying to my daughter "Don't forget we have to meet Mrs Cashew nut or whatever her name is!" And because I'm me, I started making up other names for her.....

So we meet the teacher. I am the first one there and my daughter marches up to her and says

"There's my mum! She can't remember your name so she keeps calling you Mrs Cashew Nut!"  

I laughed merrily and said "Oh dear you know how children are blah blah etc etc"

Then my daughter pipes up:

"Her best name for you though, was Mrs Crusty Bread!"

Jeez. She has a BIG mouth my kid.  Rolling Eyes


hahahaha oh eddie we've done exactly the same with making up names

years ago when the kids were really small we lived in what was known as a banjo/cul de sac and all the kids used to play out there together, with dolls, skates, hopscotch and football (though none had the strength to do any damage) and the parents in the community would keep an eye out and make sure all was ok...everyone had their front door open to see what was what

there was this old couple who lived in the corner who no one could stand - they used to stand at their front gate cursing all the kids and threatening to tell the council that they're all ''running riot''. they were the sort that would complain about every single sodding thing. (i was told off the record at the council that they did, indeed receive complaints on a weekly basis but always filed them in the bin). the bloke wasn't quite so bad as his sour missus who obviously ruled the roost.

behind closed doors we referred to the old man as ' ol' bushel britches' and his missus was just 'face ache'.

one day hubby was looking out the window and made a certain comment about them both without thinking anything of it,,,,

two days later my son was out there and shouted at the top of his voice,,,

''mum,,,,MUM,,,,CAN YOU TELL DAD, I JUST SAW OL' BUSHEL BRITCHES IN HIS HALLWAY AND FACE ACHE'S IN THE GARDEN SO THEY'RE NOT DEAD YET,,,,''

Shocked

gelico

Posts : 1665
Join date : 2017-07-07

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum