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Post by Angry Andy on Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:05 pm

Chancellor. Flop.
Home secretary. Raggs
Defence secretary Nicko.
[size=32]Foreign secretary. Tommy.[/size]
Health secretary.  Miffs.
Chief of Staff Moley.
Police minister Foul.
Fuck me , that would be your worst nightmare.


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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:57 pm

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:50 pm

Angry Andy wrote:Chancellor. Flop.
Home secretary. Raggs
Defence secretary Nicko.
[size=32]Foreign secretary. Tommy.[/size]
Health secretary.  Miffs.
Chief of Staff Moley.
Police minister Foul.
Fuck me , that would be your worst nightmare.

Only Chief of Staff?

Cheeky bugger.........
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Re: Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:59 pm

My choices would be

Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice: Lord Foul
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Eilzel
Secretary of State for the Home Department: Syl
Secretary of State for Defence: Fred
Secretary of State for Health: Wolf
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs: Horatio
Secretary of State for Education, Minister for Women and Equalities: Eddie
Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy: Ben

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:31 am

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cheers

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Post by Eilzel on Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:27 am

Nice choices. Judging from your first two there are two groups who ought to be concerned- criminals and corporations Wink

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:59 am

Smile

How about some of those other/more junior portfolios/ministeries ???

Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip (  tongue  );
Give Andy things involved with Industrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:02 am

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:Smile

How about some of those other portfolios/ministeries ???

Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip (  tongue  );
Give Andy Indistrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..


I would never have Far Left extremists like Veya and Sassy, both hateful people. Veya has admitted to his hate of the British.

I could use Quill easily enough and why my cabinet is balanced from the left and right.
I could make Andy my gardener.   Laughing

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Post by nicko on Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:01 am

I'd make Andy chief Toilet cleaner, and Wolfie his second in command.
They are both good at shit shovelling !!!
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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:11 am

Thorin wrote:
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:Smile

How about some of those other portfolios/ministeries ???

Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip (  tongue  );
Give Andy Indistrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..


I would never have Far Left extremists like Veya and Sassy, both hateful people. Veya has admitted to his hate of the British.

I could use Quill easily enough and why my cabinet is balanced from the left and right.
I could make Andy my gardener.   Laughing

Smile

You would still have some of those relatively "junior" ministeries, as well --  things like Agriculture, Communications, the Environment,  Resources, Transport...

And if you really wanted to throw a spanner into the works,  you could make Tommy Monk a special under-secretary for Climate Change and Multicultural Affairs !!     Razz

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Post by Lord Foul on Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:06 am

Eilzel wrote:Nice choices. Judging from your first two there are two groups who ought to be concerned- criminals and corporations Wink

I think we could safely assume that in very short order

there would be no tax loop holes

cannabis legalised
prostitution legalised and controlled

new taxes on businesses using technology to replace people

oh and the citizens wage



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Re: Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.

Post by Eilzel on Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:02 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
Eilzel wrote:Nice choices. Judging from your first two there are two groups who ought to be concerned- criminals and corporations Wink

I think we could safely assume that in very short order

there would be no tax loop holes

cannabis legalised
prostitution legalised and controlled

new taxes on businesses using technology to replace people

oh and the citizens wage



I love all of it Smile

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Post by eddie on Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:34 pm

nicko wrote:I'd make Andy chief Toilet cleaner,  and Wolfie his second in command.
They are both good at shit shovelling !!!

No need for it. It's a lighthearted thread.

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Post by eddie on Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:35 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
Thorin wrote:
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:Smile

How about some of those other portfolios/ministeries ???

Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip (  tongue  );
Give Andy Indistrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..


I would never have Far Left extremists like Veya and Sassy, both hateful people. Veya has admitted to his hate of the British.

I could use Quill easily enough and why my cabinet is balanced from the left and right.
I could make Andy my gardener.   Laughing

Smile

You would still have some of those relatively "junior" ministeries, as well --  things like Agriculture, Communications, the Environment,  Resources, Transport...

And if you really wanted to throw a spanner into the works,  you could make Tommy Monk a special under-secretary for Climate Change and Multicultural Affairs !!     Razz


Hahahahahahaha now that did make me laugh.

I'm quite happy with my role actually. Cool

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