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Breaking news - Islamist terrorists have crashed a boat into the Thames barrier

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:02 am



Reason they did it...?

RAMADAM!

Shocked



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Re: Breaking news - Islamist terrorists have crashed a boat into the Thames barrier

Post by Lord Foul on Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:30 am

DOH!

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Re: Breaking news - Islamist terrorists have crashed a boat into the Thames barrier

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:09 am



What do you call a house party full of midgets...?


A little get together...



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Re: Breaking news - Islamist terrorists have crashed a boat into the Thames barrier

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:19 am

One of my friends is in hospital at the moment... somebody put a few coins into his pint of beer at the pub for a joke... but he swallowed them and got really ill...

I phoned him to see if he was any better... but he said "no change yet!"...!!!

Laughing

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:28 am

I've got a sister who works at the gas board... if you wanna meter/wanna meet her...



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Re: Breaking news - Islamist terrorists have crashed a boat into the Thames barrier

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:47 pm



You're all a bunch of old miseries!!!


lol!

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Post by Syl on Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:13 am

I don't think people are in the mood to laugh about Islamic attacks just now.

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Re: Breaking news - Islamist terrorists have crashed a boat into the Thames barrier

Post by nicko on Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:54 am

Black humour, the Military way of dealing with death, I heard lots of it, it holds you together or you'd fall apart !
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Post by Syl on Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:55 am

nicko wrote:Black humour,     the Military way of dealing with death,  I heard lots of it, it holds you together or you'd fall apart !

You may be right Nicko, people handle things differently.

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