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Post by eddie on Fri May 05, 2017 7:06 pm



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Re: Serious question.....

Post by Original Quill on Fri May 05, 2017 7:33 pm

Lately...it's a slow, creaking sound.

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri May 05, 2017 7:39 pm

Original Quill wrote:Lately...it's a slow, creaking sound.

I know what you mean. Moi? A sort of somewhat muted expression of sheer surprise...and utter disbelief!
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Post by eddie on Fri May 05, 2017 9:50 pm

I think the sound it should make is an awesome guitar solo - like the one in Beat It.

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Re: Serious question.....

Post by veya_victaous on Sat May 06, 2017 5:18 am

Like Wayne's World
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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Sat May 06, 2017 5:24 am

.

https://goo.gl/images/qE2QIv

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Re: Serious question.....

Post by Guest on Sat May 06, 2017 5:26 am

eddie wrote:





Laughing

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sat May 06, 2017 7:58 pm

The start of pink floyds 'in the flesh' track off their 'the wall' album... or the benny hill music...!!!


lol!

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Re: Serious question.....

Post by magica on Sat May 06, 2017 9:21 pm

When you come to the end of a lollipop, plop goes your heart. Max Bygraves Smile
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Post by eddie on Sun May 07, 2017 10:11 am

Benny hill music!! Hahahahahah Tommy that was hilarious

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sun May 07, 2017 9:08 pm


lol!

Its all good fun Eddie...!

What do you think about my other suggestion...?


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Re: Serious question.....

Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sun May 07, 2017 9:15 pm

Easy!


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Post by eddie on Mon May 08, 2017 12:30 pm

Your link doesn't work.

that really amused me


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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon May 08, 2017 7:42 pm

The pink floyd one?

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Post by eddie on Mon May 08, 2017 8:18 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:The pink floyd one?

No wasn't talking to you. Yours was photoshopped. Laughing

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon May 08, 2017 8:41 pm




For eddie... this intro... what you reckon...?


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Post by eddie on Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:21 pm



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Post by eddie on Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:21 pm

Forgot I posted that hilarity, above. How hilarious of me.

"Fucking you is like fucking a corpse!"

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Post by gelico on Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:47 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:The start of pink floyds 'in the flesh' track off their 'the wall' album... or the benny hill music...!!!


lol!  


HAHAHAHA i wouldnt be able to shag for laughing if that happened

how about after ejaculation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:18 pm

Personally, I just try to do what makes my girlfriend happy...


At the moment she likes to be laid out on the bed...with half a coconut on each breast... and a slice of melon on her 'lady part'... while I make an entrance, fully naked except for a hat of fruit on my head, and a full erection with a band of flowers hanging off it, with the 'A-GA-DO' music playing and me doing the dance moves using only my flower draped erection...!  


The 'to the left, to the right' bit is easy enough... but the rest is tough... it's definitely a 'work in progress'... and to be honest, I must say, the eye contact and her laughing doesn't help at all...!!!




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Post by eddie on Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:31 pm

Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?

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Post by Syl on Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:37 pm

eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?

Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share. Razz

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Post by eddie on Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:41 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?

Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share. Razz

I somehow wish he hadn't, if I'm truly honest.

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:52 pm

My erection to the sound of 'a-ga-doo', is completely on topic of OP/thread...!!!


Or should I say... 'on tropical'... with all the exotic fruit involved in all the goings on around this particular erectile performance...!?


lol!


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Post by eddie on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:02 am

eddie wrote:

This is the question I asked. scratch

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:05 am

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?

Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share. Razz


We have plenty of left over fruit to share...


But can't even give it away, for some reason... can't think why...!?


lol!



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Post by gelico on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:12 am



does it stay stiff forever?

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Post by gelico on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:15 am



suppose in tommys case it might be ''the flowers are so pretty''

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Post by gelico on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:16 am



do ya think that hole is gonna be big enough?

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Post by Syl on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:17 am

gelico wrote:

does it stay stiff forever?

lol!

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:10 pm

I must be bored lol

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