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Post by Clarkson on Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:01 pm

It a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it does it make a sound?

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If I pass an opinion and my wife's not there to hear it, am I still wrong!?

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:32 pm

Clarkson wrote:It a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it does it make a sound?

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If I pass an opinion and my wife's not there to hear it, am I still wrong!?
Not sure i will have to ask the wife  Wink 

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:05 pm

dunno about that...but if you pass wind and theres nobody there ...it will still stink.......

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:58 pm

geek geek geek Scientifically speaking, a falling tree "makes no sound" in the first place; it creates vibrations in the air that are interpreted as sound by living things' brains. If no living thing were around, the phenomenon we call sound couldn't occur, though of course the vibrations in the air still would.  geek geek geek 

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Post by Clarkson on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:07 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:geek geek geek Scientifically speaking, a falling tree "makes no sound" in the first place; it creates vibrations in the air that are interpreted as sound by living things' brains. If no living thing were around, the phenomenon we call sound couldn't occur, though of course the vibrations in the air still would.  geek geek geek 

It was meant to be funny Ben not really a deep pronouncement.

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:15 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:geek geek geek Scientifically speaking, a falling tree "makes no sound" in the first place; it creates vibrations in the air that are interpreted as sound by living things' brains. If no living thing were around, the phenomenon we call sound couldn't occur, though of course the vibrations in the air still would.  geek geek geek 

Is that how a fart sounds too?

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:44 pm

NemsAgain wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:geek geek geek Scientifically speaking, a falling tree "makes no sound" in the first place; it creates vibrations in the air that are interpreted as sound by living things' brains. If no living thing were around, the phenomenon we call sound couldn't occur, though of course the vibrations in the air still would.  geek geek geek 

Is that how a fart sounds too?

Yes -- the forceful expulsion of gas both swallowed during eating and drinking, and created within the bowels during digestion, creates vibrations in the anal sphincter and occasionally also the buttocks, leading to a transmission of these vibrations through the air and perhaps furniture in the case of a seated individual. The more violent the expulsion of flatus, of course, the more intense the vibration of the sphincter and buttocks, and the louder the perceived "sound" they create.

 lol!

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:12 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
NemsAgain wrote:

Is that how a fart sounds too?

Yes -- the forceful expulsion of gas both swallowed during eating and drinking, and created within the bowels during digestion, creates vibrations in the anal sphincter and occasionally also the buttocks, leading to a transmission of these vibrations through the air and perhaps furniture in the case of a seated individual. The more violent the expulsion of flatus, of course, the more intense the vibration of the sphincter and buttocks, and the louder the perceived "sound" they create.

 lol!
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Post by veya_victaous on Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:08 am

Clarkson wrote:It a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it does it make a sound?

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If I pass an opinion and my wife's not there to hear it, am I still wrong!?

Based on what you type here, Probably

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Post by Cass on Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:31 am

Clarkson wrote:It a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it does it make a sound?

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If I pass an opinion and my wife's not there to hear it, am I still wrong!?

Of course....we know what you are thinking, talking about, pinching something from the fridge that we are saving, using the good towels to fix the car engine.....etc...

Its a super power that is gifted to us before the ink dries on the wedding certificate Smile

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