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Post by Lurker on Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:28 pm

http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-masturbation-bill-is-now-in-the-hands-of-11052043.php

In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

The committee is typically the panel that hears abortion-related legislation and it will now address Farrar's House Bill 4620, which is named the "Men's Right to Know Act."

"A lot of people find the bill funny," Farrar told Chron.com in March. "What's not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access healthcare."

This is one answer to idiotic Republican attacks on the female body. LOL


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Post by eddie on Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:37 pm

I'm not sure I understand this properly and I've read the article twice.

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:45 pm

Where does life begin?  Some say with conception, making women the bearers of all the pain of an unwanted pregnancy.

So, just as arbitrary a position is to say that life begins with the lone sperm.  Hence, masturbatory emissions are a form of homicide.  Men should be forced to carry their sperm to full term...whatever that means.  Probably an accidental wet dream.  (But then there's the question of whether they were faking it.)

Incidentally, Republicans in Texas are countering by working on a bill that makes it a crime to have your monthly period.

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Post by Lurker on Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:04 pm

One politician idiot wants women who have miscarriages to carry the dead fetus for a full 9 months. Now she is backtracking on what she said: http://www.newsweek.com/iowa-abortion-shannon-lundgren-miscarriage-dead-fetus-term-577289

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Post by Lurker on Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:15 pm

eddie wrote:I'm not sure I understand this properly and I've read the article twice.

Here is some more info on the bill:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/13/519985695/texas-bill-that-would-fine-men-for-masturbating-is-satire-with-a-serious-point

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Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:21 pm

Actually the caption to one of the photos explained it better than the original article:

"Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, is making a point about legislation that restricts women's access to healthcare and abortions by proposing to fine men $100 when they masturbate. Alongside the penalty for wasting semen not resulting in a pregnancy, Farrar's bill would require a "medically unnecessary digital rectal exam" before any man undergoes a vasectomy or can be prescribed Viagra."
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Post by nicko on Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:44 pm

Every sperm is sacred------------------Monty Python.
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Post by Syl on Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:44 pm

OK own up.... this is a belated April fools joke isn't it. lol!

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:46 pm

Syl wrote:OK own up.... this is a belated April fools joke isn't it. lol!

Not to the poor, dead buggers. Laughing

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Post by eddie on Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:40 pm

Okay am I stupid? How will anyone know if a man has masturbated? scratch

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Post by eddie on Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:51 pm

Fuzzy Zack wrote:Who's Masturbation Bill?

Welcome back, Zack. Hope you're well!

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:57 am

eddie wrote:Okay am I stupid? How will anyone know if a man has masturbated? scratch

Check the whites of his eyes. If they are still greenish, or purple, he has not.

You saw Twilight, did you not?

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Post by Angry Andy on Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:06 am

eddie wrote:Okay am I stupid? How will anyone know if a man has masturbated? scratch
Hairy palms and a big wet spot on his trousers.
Come on Eddie, you must know that!

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:40 am

Angry Andy wrote:
eddie wrote:
Okay am I stupid? How will anyone know if a man has masturbated? scratch

Hairy palms and a big wet spot on his trousers.
Come on Eddie, you must know that!

Suspect

And failing eyesight...

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Post by magica on Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:16 am

This Bill's a load of wankers Laughing Razz

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:52 am

magica wrote:This Bill's a load of wankers Laughing Razz

They certainly have their hands full. Smile

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Post by magica on Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:22 am

Original Quill wrote:
magica wrote:This Bill's a load of wankers Laughing Razz

They certainly have their hands full. Smile

lol!

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