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Post by eddie on Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:04 am



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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:01 am

"You sound a little flat"

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:06 am

Oh my God! If I had known that a French horn was that big I wouldn't have said yes...
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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:12 am

Yes, I am playing both Brass and Wind Instruments.

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Post by nicko on Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:22 am

Don't you dare fart in my Trumpet !
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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:52 am

eddie wrote:

Oi! You nicked that off my Facebook!!!! lol!
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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:53 am

Caption: OK, love, remember....short controlled bursts.
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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 am

The burning question is.....Is he sucking or blowing?
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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 am

I'm not sure what's worse....the expression on his face, or her slightly off white gusset hanging down....
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Post by Syl on Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:22 pm

Some people have no idea of what to do with their instruments. Tot tot tot photo emoticon_sousaphone_lg_nwm.gif

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Post by eddie on Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:17 pm

Horatio - I got it off Facebook but it wasn't from you? How weird. I just checked.

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:06 pm

eddie wrote:

"The other way, Ian. Turn it around and listen...♫ ♪ Four strong winds that blow lonely...♫"

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Post by Victorismyhero on Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:42 pm

Is that whats known as a bass fartaphone?

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Post by Tommy Monk on Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:06 pm

Looks like they got the wrong idea about doing the 'rusty trombone'...!





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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:16 pm

eddie wrote:Horatio - I got it off Facebook but it wasn't from you? How weird. I just checked.  



hahaha   What a coincidence.
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Post by magica on Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:19 pm

Look behind you
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Post by Tommy Monk on Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:24 pm

That's one hell of a way to try to get a bit of reverb effect sound...

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Post by eddie on Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:40 pm



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Post by magica on Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:22 pm

I've come to a dead end
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Post by Original Quill on Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:05 am

Gives new meaning to: I Feel it Coming.

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:07 am

That's the last time I'll buy cheap steak from Tesco....
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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:22 pm

eddie wrote:

"Cool deal, I'll take care of it. Thanks."

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Post by eddie on Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:41 pm

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"We are mates, so shut up you idiot"

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Post by Jules on Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:49 pm

''hold on a mo, i'll just get the door''

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:50 pm

Caption this:


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Post by Original Quill on Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:16 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:


You're right!  It does wink and smile back at you. Razz

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Post by nicko on Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:35 am

"I want my bloody Dildo back"
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Post by Syl on Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:50 pm

Two moons for the price of one.

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Post by Jules on Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:28 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:


"pisstake! (literally!!) .... right? Suspect "
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Post by eddie on Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:49 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:


"Yep. The moon really does influence your monthly cycle"

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Post by Syl on Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:28 pm

That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:37 pm

Syl wrote:That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

You're right...your answer has come the closest.

The problem is the photo is a mixed joke.  First, there's the snooping under the skirt.  Then there's the optical illusion of the moon depth perception.  It's hard to come up with a quip that incorporates both.


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Post by Syl on Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:41 pm

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Syl wrote:That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

You're right...your answer has come the closest.

The problem is the photo is a mixed joke.  First, there's the snooping under the skirt.  Then there's the optical illusion of the moon depth perception.  It's hard to come up with a quip that incorporates both.

Its very clever Quill....not least because the two girls have actually captured the moon in the pic, then turned it into a joke.

I have pics where I am supposed to be holding a setting sun, it never works though, all you see is a silhouette with red in the background. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:45 pm

Maybe something like:



"Irene, push harder...right now it's just blue cheese!"

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Post by Syl on Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:48 pm

Lol....this has to be one of the weirdest threads ever. Shocked

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Post by magica on Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:47 pm

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"No wonder you had lighting bolts coming outta yer arse!"

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"The good news is, it wasn’t the Green Chile Rellenos..."

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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:30 pm

I always thought the saying was ' the sun shines out of your arse' Razz

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Post by Fred Moletrousers on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:06 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Syl wrote:That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

You're right...your answer has come the closest.

The problem is the photo is a mixed joke.  First, there's the snooping under the skirt.  Then there's the optical illusion of the moon depth perception.  It's hard to come up with a quip that incorporates both.

I had thought of captioning it "putting it where the sun don't shine"......and then thought better of it!
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"we are coasting home on a wing & a prayer"
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Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:



"And God said, let there be light"

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Post by Jules on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:28 pm

(ETA: What a beautiful picture. The terrain, the chopper and a pristine statue. Love it!)
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Post by Original Quill on Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:34 am

Jules wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

"we are coasting home on a wing & a prayer"

I like that. Much more respectful than what I had in mind. Razz

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Post by nicko on Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:10 pm

Re the statue, "it got away, but it was this big".
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"I could squish you like a bug!"

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"People act like bath salts are so bad but I don't feel any different."

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"Is this what they meant by having a 'sex sandwich'?"

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