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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:57 pm



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/if-parents-were-brutally-honest-with-their-toddlers_us_588684b3e4b070d8cad4e92d?section=us_good-news


Brilliant and even more so the ending

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Post by eddie on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:23 pm

Okay gonna have to be honest - I'm sometimes like that with my daughter!

She will tell me a joke and I'll say "you know that's a really terrible joke right?" It makes her laugh so hysterically, she seems to get that humour for some reason. She makes a lot of noise when she puts on her shoes Rolling Eyes and I'll say "okay mate you're not pushing out a baby!" and she laughs till she cries. I'll also say "the reason you go to bed before me is so I get a break from you...you noisy, stinky kid!!" That's her favourite.

No joke. That kid and me have the same sense of humour. I really like her!


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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:24 pm

eddie wrote:Okay gonna have to be honest - I'm sometimes like that with my daughter!

She will tell me a joke and I'll say "you know that's a really terrible joke right?" It makes her laugh so hysterically, she seems to get that humour for some reason. She makes a lot of noise when she puts on her shoes Rolling Eyes and I'll say "okay mate you're not oushing out a baby!" and she laughs till she cries. I'll also say "the reason you go to bed before me is so I get a break from you...you noisy, stinky kid!!" That's her favourite.

No joke. That kid and me have the same sense of humour. I really like her!


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Post by eddie on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:26 pm

Hahahaha it's true! Dont know if that's good parenting or not but we crack up laughing quite a lot.

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:30 pm

eddie wrote:Hahahaha it's true! Dont know if that's good parenting or not but we crack up laughing quite a lot.


Nothing wrong with being honest with your own child   Laughing

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Post by eddie on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:32 pm

Thorin wrote:
eddie wrote:Hahahaha it's true! Dont know if that's good parenting or not but we crack up laughing quite a lot.


Nothing wrong with being honest with your own child   Laughing

Yeah it's returned back to me. The other night she told me that I was a terrible cook because her pasta "tasted like feet" (one of my expressions) Laughing

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:38 pm

eddie wrote:
Thorin wrote:


Nothing wrong with being honest with your own child   Laughing

Yeah it's returned back to me. The other night she told me that I was a terrible cook because her pasta "tasted like feet" (one of my expressions) Laughing


Was that the Stilton being used in the sauce?

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Post by Syl on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:46 pm

eddie wrote:Okay gonna have to be honest - I'm sometimes like that with my daughter!

She will tell me a joke and I'll say "you know that's a really terrible joke right?" It makes her laugh so hysterically, she seems to get that humour for some reason. She makes a lot of noise when she puts on her shoes Rolling Eyes and I'll say "okay mate you're not pushing out a baby!" and she laughs till she cries. I'll also say "the reason you go to bed before me is so I get a break from you...you noisy, stinky kid!!" That's her favourite.

No joke. That kid and me have the same sense of humour. I really like her!

I love that. It's great when you and your offspring share the same sense of offbeat humour. I did with my son (still do) A good laugh gets you through all sorts of rubbish through life....it's great that you can do this together.

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Post by Syl on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:49 pm

Thorin wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/if-parents-were-brutally-honest-with-their-toddlers_us_588684b3e4b070d8cad4e92d?section=us_good-news


Brilliant and even more so the ending

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lol!
I don't think that little girl quite gets the irony yet.

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:52 pm

Syl wrote:
Thorin wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/if-parents-were-brutally-honest-with-their-toddlers_us_588684b3e4b070d8cad4e92d?section=us_good-news


Brilliant and even more so the ending

lol!

lol!
I don't think that little girl quite gets the irony yet.


So true, the ending really had me in stitches

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Post by Syl on Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:56 pm

Distraction and/or bribery.... always useful when you are dealing with children. Laughing

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