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Re: Christian flyer

Post by Raggamuffin on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:36 pm

Oh FFS.

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Post by sassy on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:37 pm

eddie wrote:


I saw their facebook page!  Seriously, mad as hatters.

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:38 pm

Thankfully, we males are Satan free. Smile

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by eddie on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:41 pm

MEN ARE NOT EXEMPT!!!'

This was her message:

Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno... For ETERNITY!!

Say NO to masturbation and YES to God. Take the pledge to be pure in body and mind TODAY!! Smile

1 Share = 1 soul saved !!
God bless you all - Margaret

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I shared it and saved my own soul.


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Post by sassy on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:41 pm

Ziz wrote:Thankfully, we males are Satan free. Smile


Ahhhhhhh!   Some of you lol

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by Raggamuffin on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:42 pm

I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

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Post by sassy on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:42 pm

eddie wrote:Sorry Ziz, This was her message:

Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno... For ETERNITY!!

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I bet she is one frustrated lady lol

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:43 pm

sassy wrote:
Ziz wrote:Thankfully, we males are Satan free. Smile


Ahhhhhhh!   Some of you lol

I've never located this fabled clitoris thingy.

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Post by eddie on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:43 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by Raggamuffin on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:45 pm

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by sassy on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:46 pm

Ziz wrote:
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Ahhhhhhh!   Some of you lol

I've never located this fabled clitoris thingy.


What!!!!!   We are not talking about the g-spot, please please tell me you are kidding.  Surely your wife taught you Ziz, I don't believe you lol

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:48 pm

sassy wrote:
Ziz wrote:

I've never located this fabled clitoris thingy.


What!!!!!   We are not talking about the g-spot, please please tell me you are kidding.  Surely your wife taught you Ziz, I don't believe you lol

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Post by SEXY MAMA on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Some Muslims believe the crap in the OP too

They are more alike than you think!

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by eddie on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Rags, you're being over-dramatic. Seriously. Rolling Eyes

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Post by sassy on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:50 pm

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Rags, you're being over-dramatic. Seriously. Rolling Eyes


Just a bit!

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Re: Christian flyer

Post by Lord Foul on Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:50 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

lighten up ragga, you gotta admit christian "fundies and born agains" are funny (over here at least...In America less so)


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Post by Eilzel on Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:36 am

Insane. The only thing funnier is when you hear people actually voicing this nonsense in public Smile

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:31 am

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Rags, you're being over-dramatic. Seriously. Rolling Eyes

Laughing

"Over dramatic" is the norm for Ragamuffin...

Par for the course..

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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:35 am

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:
I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Some Muslims believe the crap in the OP too

They are more alike than you think!

Cool

G'day   Sexy...

Haven't seen you on here for a while..

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Post by Raggamuffin on Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:27 pm

Let's see eddie and Ben makes jokes about Muslims then.

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Post by Syl on Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:36 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:Let's see eddie and Ben makes jokes about Muslims then.

Actually you do have a point.
Some religions are up for grabs to make fun of....others might earn you a death sentence.

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Post by Guest on Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:52 pm

Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.


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Post by Syl on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:00 pm

Ziz wrote:Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.


So kill me.  

OK...

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Post by eddie on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:07 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:Let's see eddie and Ben makes jokes about Muslims then.

If I come across one, as I did this one, then I'll post it up for sure.


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Post by SEXY MAMA on Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:55 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

Some Muslims believe the crap in the OP too

They are more alike than you think!

Cool

G'day   Sexy...

Haven't seen you on here for a while..

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Post by eddie on Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:40 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaha I actually cried with laugher at those

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Post by Syl on Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:53 pm

Well that evens it up a bit....I bet Rags will be pleased. Laughing

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Post by Syl on Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:12 pm

Ziz wrote:

That reminds me of the time a mini overtook us at some lights....the passenger wound the window down and came out with a right mouthful...the others in the car all agreed, they were four nuns.
We decided they must have been in fancy dress because surely nuns don't F and blind.

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Post by Lord Foul on Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:21 pm

unless they were from the convent of St Tourettes ???

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Post by stardesk on Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:43 pm

Butting in on this topic, what a load of old crap! Masturbation is most important, especially in the early formative years when the body is being prepared for it's adult functions. Also it helps to relieve oneself when sex is not available. Even Jesus probably had a good old pull at it...lol...

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Post by Guest on Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:43 pm

Syl wrote:
Ziz wrote:

That reminds me of the time a mini overtook us at some lights....the passenger wound the window down and came out with a right mouthful...the others in the car all agreed, they were four nuns.
We decided they must have been in fancy dress because surely nuns don't F and blind.

I lived opposite some nuns a decade or so ago. They blessed our house and prayed for me when I fell ill. I liked them despite believing their religion is bunk. I never heard them swear but some looked like tough old birds.

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Post by eddie on Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:48 pm

stardesk wrote:Butting in on this topic, what a load of old crap! Masturbation is most important, especially in the early formative years when the body is being prepared for it's adult functions. Also it helps to relieve oneself when sex is not available. Even Jesus probably had a good old pull at it...lol...

I have never, in my whole entire life, imagined Jesus having a wank.
I don't know how I feel right now. Neutral

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Post by stardesk on Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:23 pm

When lads, and no doubt girls, reah puberty, it's perfectly natural and there is an urge to relieve oneself. Priests are supposed to not masturbate but I bet they do. As said, we need to relieve ourselves especially when sex is not available. Bye the way, talking of priests, how many of them are guilty of abusing kids? We do hear of it sometimes on the news or in the papers.

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eddie wrote:
stardesk wrote:Butting in on this topic, what a load of old crap! Masturbation is most important, especially in the early formative years when the body is being prepared for it's adult functions. Also it helps to relieve oneself when sex is not available. Even Jesus probably had a good old pull at it...lol...

I have never, in my whole entire life, imagined Jesus having a wank.
I don't know how I feel right now. Neutral

Mary Magdalene helped him out - the holy hands remained unbesmirched and his hearing perfect. Wink

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Post by sassy on Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:35 pm

Ziz wrote:
eddie wrote:

I have never, in my whole entire life, imagined Jesus having a wank.
I don't know how I feel right now. Neutral

Mary Magdalene helped him out - the holy hands remained unbesmirched and his hearing perfect. Wink


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