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Post by Andy on Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:11 am

Sorry to post it here - but does Ben or the mods know where my hilarious and ascerbic limericks thread was dumped. Cant seem to see it. Hope it wasnt deleted as some ( with name modifications) are going to find their way into a charity limerick book I have started compiling.

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Post by eddie on Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:29 am

Morning HA

It's in Creative Corner (arts and entertainment) - the thread got locked due to silliness but I can unlock it if you need to edit or whatever.
Let me know what you need ok?
Nice idea btw!


http://www.newsfixboard.com/t17604-limericks

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:45 pm


Think there are another one or two limerick thread lurking about too...



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Post by eddie on Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:01 pm

They'll all be in the creative corner Tommy, I think.

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Post by Andy on Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:01 pm

Don't get me started.
The options are endless.
Monk, punk, junk, sunk, spunk, drunk.
A child of 5 could write a funny one with those options.

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Post by eddie on Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:06 pm

Okay well we really don't need to start a name-war guys.
HA I found the thread for you, let me know if you need any help c&p'ing anything - I'll be glad to help if it's for charity.

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Post by Andy on Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:09 pm

Cheers Ed.
Going to raise money for Marie Curie cancer care this Xmas. Did it a few years ago and raised £1k , which thrilled me

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Post by eddie on Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:21 pm

Handy Andy wrote:Cheers Ed.
Going to raise money for Marie Curie cancer care this Xmas. Did it a few years ago and raised £1k  , which thrilled me

In that case feel free to use anything I've written and let me know if I can help in any way.

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Post by Andy on Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:38 pm

Fraid I cant. My book will be family readable!
I plan to write 100 limericks on friends names - and will ask for a fiver donation.
Be aware I keep my private life separate for forum life.
I will, however , post them on here when I have done them.

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Post by stardesk on Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:01 pm

Hi Andy. The best of luck if you're going to try to get them published. I've just sent 4 poems to The Poetry Society for a competition they're holding in a couple of weeks time, with cash prizes for those selected.

If you're interested their web addree is:
www.poetrysociety.org.uk

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Post by Andy on Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:06 pm

Not sure they will be >
'published'.

I have a decent double sided printer and quality paper. I shall run off 100 copies with a view to friends and family buying them for a fiver. My sister in law did the same, and sold 1000.

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Post by veya_victaous on Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:27 pm

HA
have you considered and Ebook?

I can assit, if you send me the works in a word doc or something.

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