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Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Sat Oct 01, 2016 2:29 pm

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Post by nicko on Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:52 pm

THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY Laughing
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Post by eddie on Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:43 pm

I am watching and monitoring you 24/7 Blackie. I don't sleep or eat just in case doncha know.

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Re: Dear Concerned Citizen

Post by Original Quill on Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:09 pm

Hon. Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense
National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Minister O'Conner:

We so look forward to the arrival of Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud. He sounds like a most interesting gentleman, with a varied and creative set of skills. We look forward to his arrival and your weekly visits, at which we intend to serve tea and cupcakes.

We do have Jewish friends, and they look forward to meeting Ahmed as well. It is their intention to welcome him as the guest of honor at what they term a Brit Milah ceremony. The Old Testament Bible teaches (Leviticus 12:2) that “On the eighth day, the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.” We look forward to his hearty dancing and whoops of joy at this festival.

We are pleased that Ahmed is interested in women. We have one daughter whom we keep locked in the basement, who is 467-pounds, has alligator arms and strong legs, one huge breast, and also is proficient in hand-to-hand combat. Her name is Cassandra.

Since going through puberty Cassandra has been interested in finding a mate...perhaps she and Ahmed will hit it off. I hope so, as we intend to keep Ahmed in the basement too.

I hope Ahmed is a good gardener. My aunt Deirdre has started a victory garden in the back yard. Cassandra has chased off all of the prospects, so we look forward to having Ahmed gainfully employed minding the carrots and potatoes.

Cordially,
Henrietta Citizen

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