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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:24 pm




It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:

Islamist : “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”

Lefty apologist : “No you didn’t.”

Islamist : “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

Lefty apologist : “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

Islamist : “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Lefty apologist : “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

Islamist : “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

Lefty apologist : “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

Islamist : “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

Lefty apologist : “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

Islamist : “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

Lefty apologist : “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

Islamist : “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”




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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by sassy on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:43 pm

Plagarism yet again Tommy.






In the wake of the Paris terror attacks, Iraqi-born writer and human rights activist Faisal Saeed Al-Mutar posted a friend’s scathing satire on Facebook aimed directly at liberals who “shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.”

Faisal Saeed Al-Mutar (Image source: faisalalmutar.com)
“It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them,” the author began.
The author then launched into a mock Monty Python-type exchange between a “self-loathing” liberal and an Islamic terrorist about exactly who is responsible for Islamic acts of terror — and what the motivations are.
It began with the Islamic terrorist’s declaration that “we did this because our holy texts exhort us to …”
The liberal is having none of that: “No, you didn’t.”
And then things get really interesting:
“Wait, what? Yes we did…”
“No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”
“WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”
“No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”
“Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”
“Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”
“What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians — disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”
“Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”
“Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”
“No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”
“OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”
Since the Paris terror attacks, a Minnesota Democrat said “ISIS isn’t necessarily evil,” Hillary Clinton refused to use the term “radical Islam” and Bernie Sanders reiterated that climate change is our greatest threat at Saturday’s Democratic debate, an anti-gun group blamed the attacks on “gun violence” and liberal website Salon tweeted: “Real terror unfolds in Paris. Perhaps this will convince the right to done down their incessant violent rhetoric.”

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/17/iraqi-born-writer-brutally-satirizes-liberals-who-refuse-to-blame-islamic-terrorists-for-their-atrocities/




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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:45 pm

I didn't pretend to write anything...


I found it somewhere online and thought I'd post it here for fun!


It's not in news or politics so doesn't need a link.

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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by sassy on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:47 pm

By not putting on the link you pretended to write it.



If it is someone else's words it needs a link WHATEVER section it is in.   Do you know nothing about plagarism laws?


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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:48 pm




It's not in news or politics... doesn't need a link in this section!


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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by Original Quill on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:48 pm

Nice job sussing that out, sassy. Wink

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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by sassy on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:49 pm

You used someone else's words without giving them credit for them.   Whichever section it is in, that's plagarism and against the law.

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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by sassy on Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:49 pm

Original Quill wrote:Nice job sussing that out, sassy.  Wink


He makes it so bloody easy!

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Re: It's like a bad monty python sketch

Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:04 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:


It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:

Islamist : “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”

Lefty apologist : “No you didn’t.”

Islamist : “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

Lefty apologist : “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

Islamist : “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Lefty apologist : “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

Islamist : “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

Lefty apologist : “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

Islamist : “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

Lefty apologist : “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

Islamist : “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

Lefty apologist : “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

Islamist : “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”





Anyway...


Back to the op... that I found on the Internet somewhere and didn't write myself and never claimed that I did write...


lol!

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