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Post by eddie on Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:14 pm



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Post by sassy on Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:22 pm

LOL, I can't think of anything I'd want to do to be honest.

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Post by Lord Foul on Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:24 pm

cooo...I'd earn a fortune.....without having to get out of bed.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by eddie on Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:26 pm

Well I tnink firstly I'd have to see what the obsession with their genitals was Cool

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Post by Syl on Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:57 pm

eddie wrote:

I would look at my partner (which would be me if I woke up as my OH) just to see how I looked through his eyes.

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Post by eddie on Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:17 pm

Well you made mine sound completely stupid with that poetic post Syl.


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Post by Syl on Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:26 pm

Hahaha....I thought mine was pretty shallow....shallow but honest.

When I know I look a sight he says I don't....I want to see if he's lying. Razz

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Post by Guest on Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:33 pm

eddie wrote:Well I tnink firstly I'd have to see what the obsession with their genitals was Cool

Oh, WOWSERS ...going around COMMANDO - bare chested too; and being able to 'P' standing up - no long lines waiting for those dang restrooms every where - being able to SPIT when a bug flew into my mouth without anyone looking shocked at my 'spitting'!
Burping/flatulent-loudly/scratching in those private areas whenever/where ever - WOWSERS  
      I'd be pretty dang happy, yes - INDEED!

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Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:58 am

I think I'd get a death grip on my iPhone, put on my Uggs, go down to Starbucks, post selfies to Facebook. Stifle my farts, maybe cry a little. Drink wine out of a huge glass. Frown at my own ass in the mirror. Eat something organic in a bucolic natural setting with no shoes on. Try yoga. Spend way too much money on something that's supposed to make me look younger. Maybe cry a little more. At least, that's what I'd assume Smile

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Post by Irn Bru on Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:30 am

Just to see what it's like and experience it I'd probably be right on the phone to place an order here..

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Post by Guest on Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:40 am

Irn Bru wrote:Just to see what it's like and experience it I'd probably be right on the phone to place an order here..


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Post by eddie on Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:10 am

Ben Reilly wrote:I think I'd get a death grip on my iPhone, put on my Uggs, go down to Starbucks, post selfies to Facebook. Stifle my farts, maybe cry a little. Drink wine out of a huge glass. Frown at my own ass in the mirror. Eat something organic in a bucolic natural setting with no shoes on. Try yoga. Spend way too much money on something that's supposed to make me look younger. Maybe cry a little more. At least, that's what I'd assume Smile

You got it tough as a purdy lady. Me, I'd just have a wank.

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