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LOL, I can't think of anything I'd want to do to be honest.
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cooo...I'd earn a fortune.....without having to get out of bed....






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Well I tnink firstly I'd have to see what the obsession with their genitals was

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eddie wrote:
I would look at my partner (which would be me if I woke up as my OH) just to see how I looked through his eyes.
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Well you made mine sound completely stupid with that poetic post Syl.

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Hahaha....I thought mine was pretty shallow....shallow but honest.
When I know I look a sight he says I don't....I want to see if he's lying.
When I know I look a sight he says I don't....I want to see if he's lying.

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eddie wrote:Well I tnink firstly I'd have to see what the obsession with their genitals was
Oh, WOWSERS ...going around COMMANDO - bare chested too; and being able to 'P' standing up - no long lines waiting for those dang restrooms every where - being able to SPIT when a bug flew into my mouth without anyone looking shocked at my 'spitting'!
Burping/flatulent-loudly/scratching in those private areas whenever/where ever - WOWSERS

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I think I'd get a death grip on my iPhone, put on my Uggs, go down to Starbucks, post selfies to Facebook. Stifle my farts, maybe cry a little. Drink wine out of a huge glass. Frown at my own ass in the mirror. Eat something organic in a bucolic natural setting with no shoes on. Try yoga. Spend way too much money on something that's supposed to make me look younger. Maybe cry a little more. At least, that's what I'd assume 

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Just to see what it's like and experience it I'd probably be right on the phone to place an order here..

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Irn Bru wrote:Just to see what it's like and experience it I'd probably be right on the phone to place an order here..

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Ben Reilly wrote:I think I'd get a death grip on my iPhone, put on my Uggs, go down to Starbucks, post selfies to Facebook. Stifle my farts, maybe cry a little. Drink wine out of a huge glass. Frown at my own ass in the mirror. Eat something organic in a bucolic natural setting with no shoes on. Try yoga. Spend way too much money on something that's supposed to make me look younger. Maybe cry a little more. At least, that's what I'd assume
You got it tough as a purdy lady. Me, I'd just have a wank.
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