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What is your best chat up line?

Post by eddie on Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:56 am

Following on from Blackie's erm, chat up line in another thread, I was wondering, what's yours?

Pretend I'm in a bar and throw your best at me - man or woman. Let's see what you got.

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Re: What is your best chat up line?

Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:29 am

eddie wrote:Following on from Blackie's erm, chat up line in another thread, I was wondering, what's yours?

Pretend I'm in a bar and throw your best at me - man or woman. Let's see what you got.

I tend not to chat men up. But if I were a deluded blerk I might say...

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

or

'You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.'

or

'Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream. '

or

'There's a party in my pants and your invited.'

or

'Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.'

or

'How much did it cost? You know, the surgery that made you so hot? '

or

'Damn girl, I'm gonna be all over you like a fat virgin on a man sandwich!'





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Re: What is your best chat up line?

Post by nicko on Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:38 am

Hello darling, do you fancy a fcuk?

[not really i'm not that crude]
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Re: What is your best chat up line?

Post by Syl on Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:45 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:
eddie wrote:Following on from Blackie's erm, chat up line in another thread, I was wondering, what's yours?

Pretend I'm in a bar and throw your best at me - man or woman. Let's see what you got.

I tend not to chat men up.   But if I were a deluded blerk I might say...

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

or

'You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.'

or

'Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream. '

or

'There's a party in my pants and your invited.'

or

'Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.'

or

'How much did it cost? You know, the surgery that made you so hot? '

or

'Damn girl, I'm gonna be all over you like a fat virgin on a man sandwich!'






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Re: What is your best chat up line?

Post by eddie on Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:05 pm

nicko wrote:Hello darling,  do you fancy a fcuk?

[not really i'm not that crude]

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Re: What is your best chat up line?

Post by nicko on Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:23 pm

I had a mate who used that has his chat up line. If he asked 100 women that, he reckoned he'd get at least 3 that would say yes!
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