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Post by Lord Foul on Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:22 pm

In the Bible it rained for forty days and nights....and they called it a disaster
in Britain...we call it Summer......

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:09 am

Wow. In Texas, summer begins around the time you're celebrating Memorial Day (last Monday in May) and doesn't wind down until the kids have their Halloween costumes ...

You feel fresh and clean for however long it takes between taking a shower and walking out your front door ...

By the time July 4 rolls around, your most-hated phrase is "upper level high-pressure ridge" ...



You tell a British person, "In 2011 we had 71 100-degree days in summer" and they say "Bloody hell!" and you say "pretty much."

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Post by eddie on Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:12 am

It rains a lot here. A lot. I have about seven different umberellas.


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Post by veya_victaous on Sat Jun 18, 2016 2:22 am

Lord Foul wrote:In the Bible it rained for forty days and nights....and they called it a disaster
in Britain...we call it Summer......



Down here rain sometimes gets called 'English sunshine'.
'Getting Sum Pommie Sun on the crops'

and cold wet days in Winter are called 'English summer'


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