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Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:53 pm



The hillary one is good!


lol!

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:17 pm



            G'Day

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Post by eddie on Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:02 pm



I won't find anything rude and obnoxious to say about your country.

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:12 pm

eddie wrote:I won't find anything rude and obnoxious to say about your country.
Because you've looked or you couldn't get the image to move 

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Post by eddie on Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:05 pm

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eddie wrote:I won't find anything rude and obnoxious to say about your country.
Because you've looked or you couldn't get the image to move 

Yes. That will be why 4ever. If it helps make you feel superior.
Not bothered in one-upmanship.

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:19 pm

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Because you've looked or you couldn't get the image to move 

Yes. That will be why 4ever. If it helps make you feel superior.
Not bothered in one-upmanship.
Good-Grief ...for all the garbage that my country gets served up nationally due to our political circus train ...you BRITS really need to LIGHTEN THE HELL UP.  
There's been enough material spread around all the social media outlets to make AMERICA  Embarassed  and      But we/I just take it in stride ...it won't make the universe STOP SPINNING ...and you are the one's going all postal about "sour grapes & panic rooms".  

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Post by eddie on Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:30 pm

I don't make jokes about America. I like the stuff I know about the US.... Music, TV, people, comedies

You'll rarely, if ever, see me make rude comments about other peoples countries or religions.

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:39 pm

eddie wrote:I don't make jokes about America. I like the stuff I know about the US.... Music, TV, people, comedies

You'll rarely, if ever, see me make rude comments about other peoples countries or religions.
Well ...that's NOT HOW I ROLL ~~~ sarcastic people just can't contain themselves that way --- but I've modified my PC as I've grown up ...now I know racial & racist words hurt people deeply!

I like my country too, but its just a place built over some soil that my ancient ancestors got murdered over ...I can't change my history - nor will I allow it to define me or my 'twisted sense of humor'

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Post by eddie on Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:39 pm

Fair enough.

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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:01 am


Just to prove that we 'Americans' are not immune to our own form of 'BRAIN DEAD'
humanoids ...that are so easily swayed by ranting stupid humans - we too have had
our many groups of SHEEPLE - PEOPLE
And the latest notorious group was the 'T-BAGGER' {aka Tea Bag Party} and they were infamous/large/loud/angry and would crawl out of their darkest places back in the pre-election of 2012.  But they are rarely seen out in the bright light of day - and not so many clustered together in any one place. Razz

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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:30 pm



For the 'VEGAN' among us~~~ Razz

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Post by eddie on Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:32 pm

Well there aren't any vegans here, only vegetarians and pescatarians, but that was funny lol!

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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:38 pm

eddie wrote:Well there aren't any vegans here, only vegetarians and pescatarians,  but that was funny lol!

When that word first hit our vocabulary over here - my dear pops used to wear it out whenever he'd be BBQ'ing --- and he'd LOL like it was the biggest joke ever. 
Standing there at the grill and he'd have to ask that exact question in that joke - of course after a fashion the same people would just look at him like 'Good Grief, there he goes again' No

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:54 pm










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Re: Jokes

Post by eddie on Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:10 pm



Ben contemplating the big picture....



Y'all want fries with that?


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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:34 pm


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Post by eddie on Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:40 pm

He's pretty good looking, I bet Barbie would shag him.

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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:05 pm

only if he was her brother .....rednecks bein' red necks and all that

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Post by Lord Foul on Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:06 pm

y'awl

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Re: Jokes

Post by eddie on Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:09 pm

Y'all gotta smush y'words together

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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:21 am



Left/hot handle is 'RED WINE' - Right/cold handle is 'WHITE WINE'

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Post by eddie on Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:24 am

I'm getting me one of those - but for whisky cheers

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:48 pm

4EVER2 wrote:

            G'Day

+1 Extremely poignant. Gd one, 4Eva.

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Post by Original Quill on Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:54 pm



Hilarious. So true...

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Re: Jokes

Post by nicko on Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:17 pm

Colonise half the world" Shows how good we were, once.
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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:19 pm

nicko wrote:Colonise half the world"  Shows how good we were,     once.

ERROR

GOOD =/= BRUTAL

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Post by nicko on Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:08 pm

Ben, Bollocks.
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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:15 pm

nicko wrote:Ben,     Bollocks.

While that was well-reasoned and -supported, your argument does not convince me.

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Post by Lord Foul on Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:21 pm

oh give over ben....it had the greatest virtue of any commentary.....brevity.....

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Post by eddie on Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:50 pm

It might not have been convincing in and of itself, but the statement was ballsy.

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Post by Original Quill on Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:42 pm

nicko wrote:Colonise half the world"  Shows how good we were,     once.

I know...that joke actually gives you guys a leg up...as if you could still pee in the tall grass with the big dogs.

4Eva's poster points out how quickly you (anyone) can go from prey animal to victim.

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Post by nicko on Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:34 pm

sO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN A BRIT?
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Post by veya_victaous on Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:02 pm

eddie wrote:It might not have been convincing in and of itself, but the statement was ballsy.

No Suggesting it was GOOD is the Ballsy Statement.

See all the RED they are places that Stongly Disagree with the GOOD part

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:05 am

nicko wrote:sO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN A BRIT?

We are the big dog, nicko. That's what we are talking about. Cool

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Post by nicko on Mon Jul 04, 2016 5:56 am

Big dog,? your a bloody lap dog. All bark and no bite,,,,,,pathetic specimen of a man.
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Post by Original Quill on Mon Jul 04, 2016 5:36 pm

nicko wrote:Big dog,?     your a bloody lap dog.     All bark and no bite,,,,,,pathetic specimen of a man.

That's ironic...coming from you. The lap dog was PM Tony Blair and the Iraq War. That's when we knew all that was left was a toom tabard.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:23 pm

I have a BFF, she'd do something this utterly FOUL
to misc. parked cars and then go somewhere safe and watch the fall out when the couples returned to their vehicle! 
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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:51 pm

That's a bit dangerous though. That could cause a serious fight between a couple.

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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:13 pm

eddie wrote:That's a bit dangerous though. That could cause a serious fight between a couple.
Or get an abuser very riled up and another violent incident happen as well... No

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And with that, I'll end my 'Jokes' for Friday! 

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Post by Andy on Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:04 pm

2 buckets of sick are walking along the road.
One start crying.
"What are you crying for?" asks the other.
"I was brought up around here"

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This has to be an OLD JOKE {really old joke} since it was sent to me via FB from my dear old Aussie curmudgeon today > 

August 3, 2015 ·

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first d...ay on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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