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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Mon May 30, 2016 3:40 pm



PAT a lion...

KISS  a moose..

HUG a polar bear..

SWIM with crocodiles.

Some people will do anything for a laugh, won't they !
Maybe she told herself : "They won't hurt me !  Crocodiles are my friends.."        

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Post by Miffs2 on Mon May 30, 2016 3:48 pm

And she is Australian! Not a tourist, should have known better
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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by Guest on Mon May 30, 2016 4:55 pm

Stormee wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36376227

Obviously SFB.

Would you have taken a chance?

'I' am not fond of 'DARK WATER', period; yet where I learned to swim my pops used to burn the leaches off of us when we were done for the day outing at our favorite swimming hole on the Neosho River.  Would that be me in that murky water at night - OH, HELL NO! No

Whether it be the things like snakes/alligators/crocs in Florida - finding them in your pool or private gated community lake; there are just natural hazards that we all become accustomed too - acceptable risk factors to living where we do!  pale

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon May 30, 2016 6:07 pm



Stupid thing to do...



I have been told that you shouldn't dare enter any potentially dangerous bit of water without having sat and watched it first for a long while...

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by nicko on Mon May 30, 2016 6:22 pm

Read somewhere she came from New Zealand?
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Post by Guest on Mon May 30, 2016 6:30 pm

nicko wrote:Read somewhere she came from New Zealand?
Stormee's link states Litglow - New Southwales, isn't that in Australia?

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by veya_victaous on Tue May 31, 2016 4:39 am

4EVER2 wrote:
nicko wrote:Read somewhere she came from New Zealand?
Stormee's link states Litglow - New Southwales, isn't that in Australia?

Lithgow, about 150km west of Sydney

but that is southern mountain country, no crocs there

they say on TV New Zealand born but we have had the EU like free travel arrangements with New Zealand for decades, they said she has been living up there in the Northern Territory for like 17 years.

Seems like it might be a case of over familiarity and alcohol.

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by veya_victaous on Tue May 31, 2016 4:48 am

Tommy Monk wrote:

Stupid thing to do...



I have been told that you shouldn't dare enter any potentially dangerous bit of water without having sat and watched it first for a long while...

it was night time so this is a case of beyond poor judgement

and even watching it, seeing nothing means you probably shouldn't swim
seeing fresh water crocs, or pigs in the water means it is probably safe.
they can hurt you but neither will hunt you
and salties hunt both and both avoid salties.

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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue May 31, 2016 8:04 pm

Yes veya... very interesting...


Is it also true that a 'saltie' can stay hidden underwater for up to an hour?

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by veya_victaous on Tue May 31, 2016 11:08 pm

yes but even if they don’t stay under there is every chance you missed it 'surface' as it only need the nostrils to actually surface. they are ambush predators and remarkably good at stealth for such a large animal.

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by Tommy Monk on Tue May 31, 2016 11:13 pm



As I thought... thanks for confirming that... you see we can have a sensible adult conversation without insults...




















...you Aussie twat!!!


lol!



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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by veya_victaous on Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:48 am

we cant have that
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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by Irn Bru on Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:13 am

veya_victaous wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:

Stupid thing to do...



I have been told that you shouldn't dare enter any potentially dangerous bit of water without having sat and watched it first for a long while...

it was night time so this is a case of beyond poor judgement

and even watching it, seeing nothing means you probably shouldn't swim
seeing fresh water crocs, or pigs in the water means it is probably safe.
they can hurt you but neither will hunt you
and salties hunt both and both avoid salties.

Veya, how do you tell the difference between salties and fresh water crocs? They all look the same to me.


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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by veya_victaous on Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:31 am

Freshie has a long thin snout plus they max out at about 3 metres normally about 2m


Salties have broad thick head. get upto 6m and regularly over 4m


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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Wed Jun 01, 2016 3:23 am

sunny

AND...

The difference between fresh water and salt water ?

Taste it !

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:57 am

veya_victaous wrote:we cant have that
Razz Razz Razz Razz




lol!

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by Original Quill on Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:50 pm

veya_victaous wrote:Freshie has a long thin snout plus they max out at about 3 metres normally about 2m


Salties have broad thick head. get upto 6m and regularly over 4m


Salties are fat, wide and huge.

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by eddie on Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:23 pm

The salties look MEAN Neutral

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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by nicko on Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:18 pm

Wolfie, is it time for a cull?
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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:01 am

nicko wrote:
Wolfie,   is it time for a cull?


What a Face

Hmmnnn............

Cull a few of those witless tourists who go swimming in crocodile infested waters maybe..

It has to be remembered that beach is located at a remote stretch of coastline, several hundred miles north from Brisbane, with only a few hundred locals living there..
You have to go more than a thousand miles north from here, to find those Salties..

And where most people won't go swimming once the sun "drops below the yard'arm..".
And many people totally avoid swimming at known croc' areas.. Suspect


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Re: Brain Dead Ozzie Woman Swam With Crocodile

Post by veya_victaous on Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:00 am

nicko wrote:Wolfie,   is it time for a cull?

we can catch and relocate them ...
generally to a crocodile farm where they are grown to size and 'processed' for their meat and skin
that is how Steve Irwin made his living before getting into show biz and starting his zoo Wink

So the answer is not so much to 'cull' them but grow the market to a sustainable level so it is economic to dedicate sections of wetland to raising them..
Neutral
.. same with Kangaroo's, they breed well and if we had a market for the meat beyond dog food then some farmers would change from raising cattle to kangaroos that is better for the ecosystem in general
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