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The difference between Americans and British

Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Thu May 19, 2016 10:55 pm

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"Did you know Americans drive on the right and British on the left?"

American: Wow, don't know if I could get used to that.

British: Bloody fools driving on the wrong side of the road ...

"Did you know British have tea time but Americans don't?"

American: Sounds like a charming custom!

British: Bloody savages ...

"Did you know that British put a letter 'U' into words like 'honor,' while Americans don't?"

American: Well, you can still understand what they're saying ...

British: Bloody Yanks need to bloody learn how to bloody spell properly!!!

"Did you know that when Americans and British refer to 'football,' they're usually talking about completely different sports?"

American: Meh. Who cares?

British: Handegg (also known as Gridiron Football, or Rugby With Pads), is a homosexual pastime enjoyed mostly by Americunts because of cultural obligation for having stolen it from the mutually hated British. Since Americunts are fat (thus needing a break every 5 seconds), stupid (need to be told what to do every play), and generally unskilled, Handegg was tailored for them. With its use of tights, helmets, body armor, under eye make up, fanny pack, and the QB Snap routine (where the team's captain mounts his man's asshole every down) it is the primary recruiting technique for young new faggots and Army members as it is a required part of most young men's high school education. The objective of the game is to protect your team's egg so it doesn't get cracked and get it back to the nest. To Americunts, the game the rest of the world calls "football" is to them called "soccer". This makes no sense, as soccer is clearly played with feet, and yet their bastardization of a real man's sport like Rugby seems to involve little-to-no kicking whatsoever. This particular misnomer only serves to further the entirely accurate allegation that the average Americunt IQ is even smaller than Asia's entire average penis size.

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Post by eddie on Mon May 23, 2016 4:35 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Does that come in a large with hot sauce?

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Mon May 23, 2016 5:06 pm

eddie wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

Does that come in a large with hot sauce?

I think that's the only version, actually Smile

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