Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets

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Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets

Post by eddie on Wed May 04, 2016 4:13 pm

Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets


The beard revolution may be at its peak – but an investigation by microbiologists has warned a proud display of facial hair could be dirtier than a toilet.

Anyone who’s anyone is sporting a beard these days, but maybe the trend is cause for concern.

Microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria.

He said: ‘I’m usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.’

Several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

‘Those are the types of things you’d find in (fecal matter),’ Mr Golobic said.

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And although none of the levels were enough to cause illness, the microbiologist said: ‘There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing.’

Lots of hand washing and thorough beard scrubbing is the key, gents.

And Mr Golobic added: ‘Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible,” he said.

*Goes for a quick shave

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/?ito=facebook

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Post by captain on Wed May 04, 2016 6:12 pm

What a horrible thought.
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Post by eddie on Wed May 04, 2016 6:13 pm

I'm wondering HOW beards have poo in them anyway??
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Post by Lord Foul on Wed May 04, 2016 7:47 pm

too many ass lickers about if you ask me.....
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Post by Original Quill on Wed May 04, 2016 7:52 pm

Well, he doesn't say actual poo was found. He speaks of the "types of things you’d find in (fecal matter)." Remember, poo is just the food you ate six-hours ago.

Nevertheless, it's the type of thing I'd be concerned about. too.
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Post by eddie on Wed May 04, 2016 8:55 pm

I don't believe it anyway. I think it's all shit.
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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed May 04, 2016 8:59 pm

Nevertheless, I'm cutting WAY back on shitburgers.
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Post by Cass on Wed May 04, 2016 9:01 pm

well there goes lunch
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Post by Syl on Wed May 04, 2016 9:31 pm

Eeww,,,this thread pale
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Post by Raggamuffin on Wed May 04, 2016 10:24 pm

Stormee wrote:Beardz, moustaches are generally manky looking IMHO, I would never go with a woman who had either.

Clean shaven is best  

lol!
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Post by HoratioTarr on Wed May 04, 2016 10:28 pm

Syl wrote:Eeww,,,this thread pale

Aging and dirty. All you need for that extra bit of oomph is a fag on the go.
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Re: Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets

Post by eddie on Wed May 04, 2016 11:02 pm

Beards are sexy and they say "man" - bristles are nice too.
Never been into the clean-shaven look.

I wonder what you can find in ear hair? Suspect

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