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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:53 pm

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain

Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter

Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!

Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles

Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You.

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:56 pm

I think they're funny! You left out one -- "Asshole From El Paso," by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys.

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:08 pm

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:09 pm

Just in case you don't think these song titles are real...LOL

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:11 pm

I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:13 pm

Oi!!! OBAMA? Come out of the EU when you've given us these gems?

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:16 pm

I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.

I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse

I've Got Those Feed 'Em In The Morning, Change 'Em, Feed 'Em In the Evenin' Blues

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:16 pm

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:17 pm

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:19 pm

Did I shave my legs for this?

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:20 pm

You're the reason our kids are ugly.

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:22 pm

if i had shot you when i wanted to i'd be out by now

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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:27 pm

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight

She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass

Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns.
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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:28 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:I think they're funny! You left out one -- "Asshole From El Paso," by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys.


It just keeps giving!!!
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Post by HoratioTarr on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:29 pm

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

If I'd a Knowed that You'd a Wanted to of Went with Me, I'd a Seed that You'd a Got to Get to Go

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:34 pm

Not a song title, but still funny: "There's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion, the only thing saving your life / Is that I don't look good in orange and I hate stripes."

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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:36 pm

B double-E double-R U N, Beer run!

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Post by eddie on Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:04 pm

Seriously I don't even want to click on any of these and listen Neutral
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Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:32 pm

eddie wrote:Seriously I don't even want to click on any of these and listen Neutral

Last two I posted are worth a listen -- maybe not "Asshole from El Paso," though.
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Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:37 pm


I CAN'T be bothered to check if anyone's posted a copy on YouTube, but...

BACK in the early 1960s, somebody released a song in the USA called 'Get a Job !', and the lyrics were
"Get a job, get a job, get a job.."
simply repeated a few hundred times !!!
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Post by eddie on Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:11 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:Seriously I don't even want to click on any of these and listen Neutral

Last two I posted are worth a listen -- maybe not "Asshole from El Paso," though.

Okay I admit it. The lyrics in both are pretty good lol!
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