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Post by HoratioTarr on Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:32 pm

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Eradicate bird flu by putting a few drops of Lemsip or Daynurse into your birdbath water.   Obviously, you'd have to put Nightnurse in the bird baths for owls.
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Post by HoratioTarr on Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:08 am

MALE NUDISTS.  In cold weather, when you are forced to wear clothes, simply tie a photograph of your cock and balls onto the front of your trousers.
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Post by HoratioTarr on Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:10 am

WHEN visiting Thailand, avoid being tricked into taking a Ladyboy back to your room by asking them to throw a tennis ball over arm.
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Post by HoratioTarr on Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:12 am

BEE KEEPERS.  Avoid getting stung by bees by purchasing honey from the health food shop and getting stung there instead.
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