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Re: Have You Ever Done This?

Post by Syl on Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:36 pm

Not lately. Razz

The worst farting encounter I have had was when we were sat eating a meal in a pub. Two men were stood at the bar and our table was next to the bar. One of the men broke wind really loudly, his arse was level with my food....it put me right off.
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Post by Miffs2 on Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:35 pm

Syl wrote:Not lately. Razz

The worst farting encounter I have had was when we were sat eating a meal in a pub. Two men were stood at the bar and our table was next to the bar. One of the men broke wind really loudly, his arse was level with my food....it put me right off.

Charming! What a gent. pale
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Post by Syl on Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:02 pm

He was disgusting, he actually half turned round and smirked.
I never went back to that place again....the pub was OK, but if that's the sort of clientele they get it's not worth going to.
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Post by Miffs2 on Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:30 pm

Syl wrote:He was disgusting, he actually half turned round and smirked.
I never went back to that place again....the pub was OK, but if that's the sort of clientele they get it's not worth going to.

I think I would feel the same No
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Re: Have You Ever Done This?

Post by Miffs2 on Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:05 pm

Stormee wrote:Twaz a bit norty putting this up.

Farting is an international pastime think of Le Petomane!
Not next to someone's dinner though Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Syl on Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:11 pm

Stormee wrote:Twaz a bit norty putting this up.

Oh I don't know....I've been wanting to share my experience for quite some time....but it never seemed appropriate. Laughing
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Re: Have You Ever Done This?

Post by Original Quill on Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:23 pm

Stormee wrote:Twaz a bit norty putting this up.

Perhaps...humor usually relates to the self, but in this case no one is going to actually admit their own.
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Re: Have You Ever Done This?

Post by nicko on Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:19 am

Reminds me of a verse from, "Twas on the good ship Venus" The first mates name was carter,he was a real good farter, he could fart anything from God save the King to Mendelsons Mid night sonata.
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Re: Have You Ever Done This?

Post by nicko on Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:45 am

How about "the cabins boy's name was chipper, he was a lovely little nipper, we stuffed his arse with broken glass and it circumstised the skipper!"
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Re: Have You Ever Done This?

Post by Miffs2 on Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:44 pm

lol! lol!
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Post by Original Quill on Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:59 pm

Those are good. Laughing
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