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An Ode to Dongles...

Post by WhoseYourWolfie on Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:21 am

What a Face

DON'T let your Dingle Dongle dangle in the dirt;
IF it's too big for your pocket, stick it in your shirt !


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Re: An Ode to Dongles...

Post by Cass on Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:35 am

Yo wolf....good to see you back.

I just got a dongle with my new fitbit. Damn if I know what to do with it....

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:01 am

Aussie Snake Bite Remedy - from an ole' down under buddy named Emubobber
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Bert and Bill were great mates going back some thirty years and they loved nothing better then to go bush for a week of fishing.
They had planned a trip to a remote part of outback New South Wales where they had heard the cod-fish were monsters.
On the second day of their holiday, disaster struck.  Bill had responded to a call of nature and while squatting behind a tree,
he was bitten on the dick by a black snake which had, understandingly, taken umbrage at being shat upon. Bill went into a panic as the snake slithered away,
revealing its distinctive red belly.
"Bert! Bert! You've got to do something quick. Fetch a doctor!"
Bert could see that he would have to move fast, so he attempted to tie a tourniquet above the bite, and told Bill to try and rest
while he went to get the  Flying Doctor Service.
Off he raced towards the cattle station they had passed earlier, through the gates he tore, up the path to the homestead
and asked to use the telephone.
The Flying Doctor service is an admirable organization, and contact was made immediately with the in service doctor, who explained
that although snake bites were commonplace, Bert would have to follow his instructions if he was going to save his mate's life.
"Okay, okay, tell me what I have to do" pleaded Bert.
The doctor told Bert that he must make a cut across the bite with a sharp knife and then suck the poison out of the wound.
Bill would be okay if Bert followed these instructions.
Bert raced back to the campsite, down through the dusty tracks and down to the riverbank, where he found Bill in a desperate mood.
"What did he say? What do you have to do? what did the Flying doctor say?" Bill screamed with obvious terror.
Bert looked at him shook his head slowly,
"Bill, he said you're going to die".

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