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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:21 pm

A shoplifter had a stolen leg of lamb inside his jacket when was stopped leaving a supermarket by the store detective...

Store detective : "What are you doing with that!?"

Shoplifter : "Roast potatos, peas and carrots...!"

“Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things.” — Isaac Newton

'The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.'  — George Orwell
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