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Re: Fairness

Post by Original Quill on Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:47 pm

Herb Caen relates the story of an SFO (San Francisco International Airport) airline ticket agent who had overbooked a flight.  He entered the fully-boarded aircraft, thumbing through a fist-full of tickets looking for the name Patrick Gay. Finally he asked over the intercom: "Is there a Gay on board."

A man in the middle stood up and answered: "I'm Gay."  He walked forward and the agent took his boarding pass and told him he had to leave the plane.

Then the ticket agent thumbed through the remaining tickets and asked: "Is there another Gay on board?"

Whereupon three men in the back stood up, and one said: "We're all gay...you can't kick us all off!"

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