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Post by Lord Foul on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:17 pm

good reminder stormee....

have a alien

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:20 pm

I still remember the time I was having an exam and my doctor told me I was going to have to stop masturbating.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm trying to do your exam," he said.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Lord Foul on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:30 pm

oh ...are you sure it wasnt because he'd found signs of "slow hand clap"???

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Raggamuffin on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:35 pm

Good advice from Stormee there. This isn't the joke section.

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Post by Syl on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:40 pm

Stormee wrote:Do not be frightened, embarrassed to seek advice from your GP.

I had a scare a few years back which turned out to be a false alarm but it still frit the bejabbers out of me, I did NOT seek help straight away, aerosol..

My best mate knew I had had a scare, he was having one and luckily for him he told me, not his wife, aerosol, I forced him to go to his GP.
His scare started with him weeing slowly, poor pressure.
He was diagnosed with prostate C, I never use that word in full.
He had self examined his testicles regular and did not find a lump.
At his first hospital consultation they told him that he visited his GP just in time and they were confident of helping him but he was still devastated and lost weight.
The upshot is,

Men, you should self examine yourself for lumps every time you shower.
If you notice any irregularities at all around your private parts seek GP advice immediately, DO NOT LEAVE IT, the earlier your problem is diagnosed, the easier to cure it.

He was given the all clear after 9 months of attending hospital where he was given painless treatment.

Another incident has jogged my memory into writing this.

Stormee.




Good advice, and even better get your wife/partner to give them a good going over too....women are so much better at finding things.
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Post by nicko on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:43 pm

I found I was having trouble weeing 12 years ago,After test told I had Prostate cancer.I had a radical prosectomy ie: complete removal, still have Cancer in that area but under control with chemo injections.
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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by eddie on Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:03 pm

Sorry I can't understand the "aerosol" thing?

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:27 pm

Good advice stormee... can demand a test from gp at 50 years old without symptoms.

Simple blood test.

We had a charity group come in and give us all a talk about this at work the other day.

Catch it early and it can be cured.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by sassy on Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:34 pm

A raised PSA can tell you whether you have a problem with your prostate, as many older men do, it's can't tell you whether you have prostate cancer or not, so please don't panic if it is raised.  In fact the majority of men with raised psa do not have prostate cancer.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:17 pm

This test will give an indication of possible problems and if raised levels are found then will guarantee further investigation.

Without this early intervention, it could be too late by the time symptoms appear.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by sassy on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:19 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:This test will give an indication of possible problems and if raised levels are found then will guarantee further investigation.

Without this early intervention, it could be too late by the time symptoms appear.

Of course, you should always be checked and make sure, but you shouldn't panic as nearly 3/4 men will raised psa don't have cancer, that's all I'm saying.  As someone who has had numerous checks for various suspect things over the last few weeks, I know that more than most.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:42 pm

You are right.. I'm just saying that this check will guarantee your right to further medical investigation whereby otherwise you will not likely get it until symptoms appear and by which time it could be too late to cure.


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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by sassy on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:43 pm

No argument about that.  You should always check if you have symptoms that cannot be explained.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:48 pm

Quite right... just saying that this early indicative test is legally available for all men at age of 50 and no need for any symptoms to qualify... it is a sort of screening test for all on request.


Well worth taking up as by the time symptoms appear could already be too advanced to contain or cure.



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Post by Raggamuffin on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:49 pm

One might as well have a test even without symptoms if it's free.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by Tommy Monk on Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:22 pm

Right Raggs... it is especially important to get the message out to men to not leave things in the hope it will go away etc, as we are largely prone to do on the whole...



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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by nicko on Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:43 am

Recently medical advice says it's better to have the whole Prostate removed than mess about with Chemo etc.
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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by eddie on Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:22 pm

Stormee wrote:You can have your prostate shaved, reduced in size.

Aerosol is my gentlemans way of saying arsehole


Oh. I get it now.
Should've just said areshole or bum?

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by stardesk on Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:54 pm

Hi folks. Sound advice from some of you. I've had TAMSULOSIN prescribed, it is to control the Prostate Gland, stop it enlarging which is a common thing with older men. It doesn't mean you have cancer, just an enlargement.

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Re: You MUST Seek Help

Post by stardesk on Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:56 pm

oooppps, sent it twce, sorry.

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