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Post by nicko on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:25 am

Came out of chemists a couple of hours ago, road around there had been "upgraded" with new layout and Bollards planted around. Completely forgot about them and ripped the side out of my car, what a prat. Wife has written in chalk on damage "hubby did this" il'l never live it down.
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Re: smashing time

Post by Raggamuffin on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:31 am

I hope it's not a new car nicko!

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Post by sassy on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:48 am

nicko wrote:Came out of chemists a couple of hours ago,  road around there had been "upgraded" with new layout and Bollards planted around.   Completely forgot about them and ripped the side out of my car, what a prat.   Wife has written in chalk on damage "hubby did this"  il'l never live it down.


LOL, plead insanity due to loss of sleep!

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Post by nicko on Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:00 pm

Don't think Insurance company would go for that.
Any way no problem, have told insurance company,
up to them now.
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Post by eddie on Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:05 pm

Women are better drivers Razz

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Post by Lord Foul on Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:10 pm

yeah...right

but they are crap navigators


whats the difference between a woman and a sat nav (apart from the obvious and beneficial fact that you can turn a sat nav off?)


well the sat nav says, in a calm clear voice.."in 400 yards, turn left"

a woman screams in accusing tones...you should have turned left 400 yards back there

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Re: smashing time

Post by nicko on Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:14 pm

Don't laugh, it's a Suzuki Jimny, Auto,a small 4x4.
it's as good as a Range Rover off road, and i'v had several of 'em. Driver sits high off the road, and Wife only drives auto.
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Post by Raggamuffin on Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:16 pm

nicko wrote:Don't laugh, it's a Suzuki Jimny,  Auto,a small 4x4.
it's as good as a Range Rover off road,  and i'v had several of 'em.  Driver sits high off the road, and Wife only drives auto.

I've seen one of those - they're really nice. I like automatics too.

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