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An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Andy on Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:08 am

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A racist poster called Smell
Posted bile on the thread from hell
He left us to mull
Over his vile use of the word Cull
But he's gone,for the better,you can tell.


An arguementative girl name of Nem
Against everyone else would condemn
She hated the lot
And spoke as if we were snot
But in truth it was her who was phlegm.


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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by SEXY MAMA on Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:42 pm

sassy wrote:There once was a poster named Sexy
who often sent me a texty
she flatten a man
with no need of a pan
she'd just raise up her insults to maxi.


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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:03 pm

Handy Andy wrote:There was a poster named Monk
Who thought he was a bit of a hunk
But what he wrote on these pages
Sent folk into rages

He has the charisma of a skunk



lol!


Most amusing!!!



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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Andy on Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:06 pm

Therein lies the difference Tom.
Mine are amusing.

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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:09 pm

Are you saying that my rhymes are making people enraged...!?



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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Andy on Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:11 pm

Nah.
Just cringe and wince and groan.
Wine cause laughter mirth and chuckles.

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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:18 pm

I think my rhymes are most amusing!


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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Guest on Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:21 pm

These are great, funny and some a little risque dare I say Shocked

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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by Tommy Monk on Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:14 pm

I bet shady likes my Limmericks...



And I'll bet that most have had a good laugh out of them too!!!


lol!

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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by The Devil, You Know on Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:19 am

an idiot called andy never could
make a comment that was any good
he wait for his betters
to give him the letters
and still crash and burn like old wood


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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by *THE Ben Reilly* on Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:30 am

Doesn't this just bore the shit out of you guys? Or is this somehow fun in your world?

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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by The Devil, You Know on Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:37 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:Doesn't this just bore the shit out of you guys? Or is this somehow fun in your world?
odd its taken you 2 pages to decide its boring.

now the admin called Ben
decides to jump in right then
the censor pencil will out
no dissent again he will shout
only my side can use the pen




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Re: An ode to those who've gone.

Post by veya_victaous on Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:04 am

The Devil, You Know wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:Doesn't this just bore the shit out of you guys? Or is this somehow fun in your world?
odd its taken you 2 pages to decide its boring.

now the admin called Ben
decides to jump in right then
the censor pencil will out
no dissent again he will shout
only my side can use the pen




I thought he smells like a hobo,
.. this fool,  this devil you know
but turns out he has some class
Even if he is a bit of an arse..
his rhymes are something to show

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