A Vespa Had to Die For the Segway to Look Cool

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A Vespa Had to Die For the Segway to Look Cool

Post by Lurker on Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:22 pm

If the only thing stopping you from riding around town on a Segway is, well, looking like someone riding around town on a Segway, this enhanced version might make you a little less hesitant about being seen in public on one. And it's all thanks to a handful of Vespa scooters that had to sacrifice their lives for this creation.


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Re: A Vespa Had to Die For the Segway to Look Cool

Post by Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly on Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:48 pm

OK, now the question is, why didn't they look like that from the start? Smile

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