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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:21 am

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Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

Sexism

"Islamophobia"

Xenophobia

Homophobia

Intolerant

Bigotted

Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again






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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:08 pm

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Good evening Ben.

Are you well?

Doing pretty good, how about yourself?

I'm tired but otherwise well thank you.........Opulent cattiness indeed. Laughing

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:16 pm

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Yay my favourite pirate is back!!
Missed ya Shady cheers

Good evening Nems.

I hope that all is well with you and your family.

We are all fine thanks Shady

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Post by SEXY MAMA on Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:47 pm

Hello Shady

Hope you well

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:06 pm

Glad to see you stayed safe Shady Smile

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:19 pm

Good to see you're safe and well shady!



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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:19 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:Hello Shady

Hope you well

Good evening Sexy Mama.

I am well thank you.What about yourself & your family?


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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:20 pm

victorismyhero wrote:Glad to see you stayed safe Shady Smile

I'm always safe Victor.Very safe.

How's you?

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:21 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:Good to see you're safe and well shady!



Wotcha Tommy.All well with you?

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:26 pm



All well thanks!


How's things?

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:32 pm

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All well thanks!


How's things?

Not bad at all thanks and I had a very successful time away.

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:45 pm



Good to hear!


How was the food this time...?


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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:48 pm

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Good to hear!


How was the food this time...?


Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:59 pm




Mmmm... a 'sand'wich...!

Nice!

Shaken or sieved?

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 22, 2015 12:03 am

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Mmmm... a 'sand'wich...!

Nice!

Shaken or sieved?

Shaked & thickened with a bit of goat shit for good measure.

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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue Sep 22, 2015 12:17 am



The ambassador has been spoiling you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7gAxsfK5U&feature=youtube_gdata_player








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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue Sep 22, 2015 12:23 am




Laughing


Good to see you back shady!



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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 22, 2015 12:58 pm

lol!
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The ambassador has been spoiling you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7gAxsfK5U&feature=youtube_gdata_player



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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:07 pm

A gold wrapped sandy goat shit ball sir...?



lol!



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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:02 pm

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Good to hear!


How was the food this time...?


Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Well maybe I'm weird but I used to like a hot sweaty sarnie Razz
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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:07 pm

eddie wrote:
Shady wrote:

Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Well maybe I'm weird but I used to like a hot sweaty sarnie Razz

There's a joke there somewhere Eddie. Smile

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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:10 pm

Shady wrote:
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Shady wrote:

Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Well maybe I'm weird but I used to like a hot sweaty sarnie Razz

There's a joke there somewhere Eddie. Smile

I know shady, I know......I think it's something to do with cheese
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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:17 pm

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There's a joke there somewhere Eddie. Smile

I know shady, I know......I think it's something to do with cheese

Talking of cheese,I'm just about to have bangers,mash & beans.....With cheese sprinkled over the beans.'ansome.

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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:47 pm

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There's a joke there somewhere Eddie. Smile

I know shady, I know......I think it's something to do with cheese

Talking of cheese,I'm just about to have bangers,mash & beans.....With cheese sprinkled over the beans.'ansome.

Oooh sounds lovely!
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Post by nicko on Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:11 pm

I'M having baked spuds with beans, tuna, and a sprinkling of cheese, and after,





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Post by eddie on Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:53 pm

Tuna and beans????

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Post by nicko on Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:44 am

Why not? It's only a spoonfull of beans, and a small tin of tuna
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Post by SEXY MAMA on Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:35 am

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Hope you well

Good evening Sexy Mama.

I am well thank you.What about yourself & your family?

We are all fine thanks. Hope your Mrs is treating you well Wink

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Post by smelly-bandit on Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:01 pm

ahoy there shipwreck

i turst its been happy hunting??

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:32 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:ahoy there shipwreck

i turst its been happy hunting??

Good evening Smelly Bandit.

We went on several hunting expeditions where we neutralized lots of animals.Also spent quite a bit of time making friends & training them.

All in all,it was a good three months........better than when we were at sea earlier this year.

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Post by smelly-bandit on Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:13 am

excellent

the very thought of such hunting warms my heart

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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:26 am

smelly-bandit wrote:excellent

the very thought of such hunting warms my heart

Jeremy Corbyn & his supporters,Quill,Sassy,Veya,Didge,Irn Bru & Ben will all be disgusted with my hunting trip.

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Post by nicko on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:37 am

Shady, I wish I was younger, it's sounds like it was something i'd have liked!
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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:38 am

nicko wrote:Shady, I wish I was younger, it's sounds like it was something i'd have liked!

Hunting for & digging up buried treasure.Scraping with the locals.......you can't beat it.

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Post by smelly-bandit on Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:46 am

Shady wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:excellent

the very thought of such hunting warms my heart

Jeremy Corbyn & his supporters,Quill,Sassy,Veya,Didge,Irn Bru & Ben will all be disgusted with my hunting trip.

they are busy crying about it on this new MTV show

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