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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:21 am

Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

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"Islamophobia"

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Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again






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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:30 am

Sorry did someone say something? All I heard was this low dull narcissistic drone in the background here on this thread.
Sounded similar to a poster once on here before who swore he would never come back lol
Like a moth to a flame.
Welcome back smelly Laughing

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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:39 am

Couldnt refuse thelovely worded warm invite I received walter, that would have been impolite.

Besides ive had a massive change of heart.

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:06 am

Well what an entrance. However, welcome.

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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:16 am

Christie wrote:Well what an entrance. However, welcome.

why thank you, youre ever so kind and welcoming, i think we will be fast friends

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:32 am

Morning smelly
Nice to see you again!

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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:03 am

eddie wrote:Morning smelly
Nice to see you again!

well eddie im sure it wont be long till sassy orders my dismissal again and you jump to obey................again, although in a lovely twist of irony you and i have come full circle havent we??

*wink wink*

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:12 am

Erm, how so?

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Post by Eilzel on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:13 am

Look what the cat dragged in. Hi smelly.

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:16 am

He's come back a bit scary.
He's winking at me Shocked

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:32 am

Hear ye, hear ye The Smelly One has returned!

Smelly-Bandit!

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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:43 am

eddie wrote:Erm, how so?

come now eddie lets not be coy

you know what im talking about

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:41 pm

Smelly! What a sight for sore eyes.
Welcome back cheers

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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:49 pm

Nems wrote:Smelly! What a sight for sore eyes.
Welcome back cheers

nems hello

i have been scanning the forum and decided that there has been far too much leftwing liberal tomfoolery

time to whip this shipwreck back into ship shape

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:54 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
Nems wrote:Smelly! What a sight for sore eyes.
Welcome back cheers

nems hello

i have been scanning the forum and decided that there has been far too much leftwing liberal tomfoolery

time to whip this shipwreck back into ship shape

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too cheers

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:59 pm

Nems wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

nems hello

i have been scanning the forum and decided that there has been far too much leftwing liberal tomfoolery

time to whip this shipwreck back into ship shape

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too cheers

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

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Post by Eilzel on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:18 pm

This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground Wink

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:20 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Nems wrote:

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too cheers

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

Oooh do you think it would work?! cheers

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:21 pm

Eilzel wrote:This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground Wink

Absolutely, the moral compass might be led astray for a while, but it will soon return.

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:21 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
eddie wrote:Erm, how so?

come now eddie lets not be coy

you know what im talking about

Nooooo? But I'm all ears....
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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:24 pm

Nems wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

Oooh do you think it would work?! cheers

Perhaps, if we get the rum out?!

...........or find someone to walk the plank???????????


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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:35 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Nems wrote:

Oooh do you think it would work?! cheers

Perhaps, if we get the rum out?!

...........or find someone to walk the plank???????????


Whoever would we get to walk the plank?!?

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:38 pm

Nems wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Perhaps, if we get the rum out?!

...........or find someone to walk the plank???????????


Whoever would we get to walk the plank?!?

Hang on, where is my list......just kidding, it's a love letter!

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Post by nicko on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:47 pm

Glad to "see" you back Smelly.
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Post by Tommy Monk on Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:07 pm

Hiya smelly... my old friend mattiducatti says hello too!


lol!


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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:15 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Nems wrote:

Whoever would we get to walk the plank?!?

Hang on, where is my list......just kidding, it's a love letter!

lol!

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Post by smelly-bandit on Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:33 pm

sassy wrote:
Eilzel wrote:This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground Wink

Absolutely, the moral compass might be led astray for a while, but it will soon return.

Strange you're talking about your moral compass s returning at the same time I've returned

Coincidence?


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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:09 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
sassy wrote:
Eilzel wrote:This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground Wink

Absolutely, the moral compass might be led astray for a while, but it will soon return.

Strange you're talking about your moral compass s returning at the same time I've returned

Coincidence?


You do a piss-poor smelly_bandit impression, Shady

smelly talked like this

short declarative statements

almost like grunts

or to be more charitable, haiku

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:34 pm

Shady?  Oh bless him, obviously back from another top secret mission and so traumatised forgot his own name Rolling Eyes Wink

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Post by Tommy Monk on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:06 pm

I've missed both smelly and shady here so glad to see which ever of them it is!


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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:07 pm

Omg sassy, your sig is the size of Israel! lol!

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:07 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:I've missed both smelly and shady here so glad to see which ever of them it is!


Laughing


Well said!

Be you Shady or Smelly its good to see you
Now! Fess up who is it?! Suspect

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:11 pm

Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:12 pm

eddie wrote:Omg sassy, your sig is the size of Israel! lol!

Don't worry about it, it will change again.

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:13 pm

eddie wrote:Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc Rolling Eyes

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:19 pm

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc Rolling Eyes

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smile Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason Rolling Eyes

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:20 pm

Fair point

Can you tell my writing style form that of a very, very, very, very, intelligent Mensa chap? Cool

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:23 pm

eddie wrote:Fair point

Can you tell my writing style form that of a very, very, very, very,  intelligent Mensa chap? Cool

I can tell your style "form" anybody elses Smile

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eddie wrote:Fair point

Can you tell my writing style form that of a very, very, very, very,  intelligent Mensa chap? Cool

Yep, especially when you put 'form' instead of 'from' lol!

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eddie wrote:


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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:29 pm

eddie wrote:

Don't it just piss you off when that happens lol

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:35 pm

I'm too good for this place

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Post by Guest on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:36 pm

eddie wrote:  I'm too good for this place


LOL, not while you can't spell you're not!

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Post by eddie on Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:39 pm

That's true.
First time around I wrote "piece" instead of place.
It's this bloody iPad! It's made me turn stoopid.

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OH hates his!

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Ben_Reilly wrote:
Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc Rolling Eyes

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smile Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason Rolling Eyes

You mean going onto another forum and trying to hide your identity?!?!
Who would do such a heinous thing ? Shocked
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Post by Original Quill on Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:40 pm

Well, hey Shady...wondered where you went. WB.

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Post by >THE Ben Reilly< on Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:26 pm

Nems wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc Rolling Eyes

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smile Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason Rolling Eyes

You mean going onto another forum and trying to hide your identity?!?!
Who would do such a heinous thing ? Shocked
Rolling Eyes

How the hell does impersonating someone else mean the same thing as hiding your identity?

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Post by SEXY MAMA on Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:09 am

smelly-bandit wrote:Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

Sexism

"Islamophobia"

Xenophobia

Homophobia

Intolerant

Bigotted

Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again







Hahaha!

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